Author Topic: Real Town Names? (Read 410 times)

Hobodog · « **on:** January 04, 2002, 08:00:00 PM »

Ok which of you FDBs is Mayor.

Shafter (California, USA)

Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)

Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)

Bastard (Norway)

Twatt (Orkney, UK)

Muff (Northern Ireland)

Wankie (Zimbabwe)

Climax (Colorado, USA)

Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)

Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)

Fukum (Yemen)

Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)

Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)

Turdo (Romania)

Dongo (Congo, Democratic Republic)

Seymen (Turkey)

Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)

Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)

Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)

Wanks River (Nicaragua)

Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)

Fuku (Shensi, China)

Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)

Fukui (Honshu, Japan)

Shag Island (Indian Ocean)

Fukue (Honshu, Japan)

Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)

Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)

Chinaman's Knob (Australia)

Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

Tittybong (Australia)

Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)

Dikshit (India)

Wankener (India)

Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)

Beaver Lick, Knob Lick, Red Bush, Gays Creek, Fisty, Dykes, Breeding (Kentucky, USA)

Belchertown (Massachusetts, USA)

Tit-Ary (Siberia)

Bra (Italy)

Assen and Dikanas (Sweden)

Beaver City and Floyd's Knobs (Indiana, USA)

Frazier's Bottom (West Virginia, USA)

Alison's Gap, Bumpass and Ballsville (Virginia, USA)

Knockemstiff and Round Bottom (Ohio, USA)

Colon and Cumnock (North Carolina, USA)

Kickapoo, Red Dick and Pink Staff (Illinois, USA)

Butts (Georgia, USA)

Nutbush, Love Lady and Big Lick (Tennessee, USA)

Gay (Oklahoma, USA)

Tightwad (Missouri, USA)

Blue Ball, Hooker and Bald Knob (Arkansas, USA)

toejamet (Thailand)

Condom (France)

Buttsville (New Jersey, USA)

Spread Eagle (Newfoundland)

Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)

Those are real town names, somone is a weirdo.

Hangtime · « **Reply #1 on:** January 04, 2002, 08:27:00 PM »

I checked the list twice, didn't find Bumfuk, Egypt.

I know it exists, cause my 'ol DI used to threaten me with a choice assignment there.

Nashwan · « **Reply #2 on:** January 05, 2002, 08:26:00 AM »

I used to live in Fukum, Yemen. The full name is B'ir Fukum, pronounced (by us) as beer diddly'em

Kieran · « **Reply #3 on:** January 05, 2002, 09:24:00 AM »

What's more important to me is, "what are their mascots for their sports teams?"

hazed- · « **Reply #4 on:** January 05, 2002, 09:50:00 AM »

even more important...are the town name plaques ILLUSTRATED???

Hobodog · « **Reply #5 on:** January 05, 2002, 04:06:00 PM »

Ill do a pose for the illustration....only a couple requirements......

Replicant · « **Reply #6 on:** January 06, 2002, 07:48:00 AM »

There are actually two 'Twatt' villages in the Orkneys and Outer Hebrides..... about 30-50 miles apart. I guess they're trying to tell us something!

Nexx

Durr · « **Reply #7 on:** January 08, 2002, 07:14:00 AM »

There is an Air Force Base in North Carolina called Seymour Johnson AFB. There is supposedly a small town near there called Morehead and another one named half moon. There was like a state forest there that had a funny name too like woodville or something like that but I cant remember exactly what it was called.