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Offline RedDg

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« on: February 23, 2006, 06:05:08 PM »
In his book, Sled Driver, SR-71 Blackbird pilot Brian Shul writes: "I'll always remember a certain radio exchange that occurred one day as Walt (my back-seater) and I were screaming across Southern California 13 miles high. We were monitoring various radio transmissions from other aircraft as we entered Los Angeles airspace. Though they didn't really control us, they did monitor our movement across their scope.

I heard a Cessna ask for a readout of its ground speed."90 knots" Center replied. Moments later, a Twin Beech required the same. "120 knots," Center answered. We weren't the only ones proud of our ground speed that day as almost instantly an F-18 smugly transmitted, "Ah, Center, Dusty 52 requests ground speed readout." There was a slight pause, then the response, "525 knots on the ground, Dusty." Another silent pause.

As I was thinking to myself how ripe a situation this was, I heard a familiar click of a radio transmission coming from my back-seater. It was at that precise moment I realized Walt and I had become a real crew, for we were both thinking in unison. "Center, Aspen 20, you got a ground speed readout for us?" There was a longer than normal pause.... "Aspen, I show 1,742 knots"(That's about 2004.658 mph for those who don't know)

No further inquiries were heard on that frequency.

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In another famous SR-71 story, Los Angeles center reported receiving a request for clearance to FL 600 (60,000 ft.) The incredulous controller, with some disdain in his voice asked, “How do you plan to get up to 60,000 feet?"

The pilot (obviously a sled driver) responded, “We don’t plan to go up to it; we plan to go down to it.” He was cleared.

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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2006, 07:05:21 PM »
:lol

(That's about 2004.658 mph for those who don't know)


about??   seems pretty darn exact to me.
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2006, 10:14:11 PM »
Thats goood stuff :)
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2006, 07:14:24 AM »
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
:lol

(That's about 2004.658 mph for those who don't know)


= mach 2.633 525 265

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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2006, 07:20:35 AM »
I looked into getting the book Slead Driver by Shul a few years ago and it was 200 bucks.. Now the guy wants 400 for a limited ed. copy man.. I've paid for some nice books but 400 is rough to manage..

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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2006, 07:43:20 AM »
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
:lol

(That's about 2004.658 mph for those who don't know)


= mach 2.633 525 265
That is at sea level.  At about 45,000 feet it is just over Mach 3.
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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2006, 07:47:04 AM »
lol sick
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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2006, 07:54:25 AM »
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That is at sea level.  At about 45,000 feet it is just over Mach 3.


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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2006, 08:02:46 AM »
fiberoptics are faster

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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2006, 08:36:16 AM »
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fiberoptics are faster


and Lutefisk thru the digestive tract....

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*edited for corrective spelling of Lutefish......*
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« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2006, 09:03:20 AM »
lutefisk


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« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2006, 12:01:42 PM »
Great!
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« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2006, 12:34:12 PM »
I had ATC telling me, while cruising at 10K :

"Warning, trafic alert ... passing overhead at 300,000 feet." :confused:

It was the space shuttle RTB.:)
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