Have you heard this one?
A man walks into a pub and orders a drink. As he's supping his beer he notices a huge bucket filled with £50 notes. So he asks the barman,
"What's the bucket for?"
To which he gets the reply "That's my winnings, that is."
Intrigued, the man asks, "Winnings from what?"
"Well, I have a house challenge. The winner wins the bucket of money."
"What's the challenge?" asks the man.
"Give me 50 quid and I'll tell you."
The man hands over the money, confident he can complete the challenge.
"Listen carefully," says the barman, "First of all you have to lay my bouncer out with one punch." He points to hardest looking man in the pub.
"Second, I have a Rottweiler called Vinnie out back with an absessed tooth. It needs removing, but the dog is in a very, very bad mood."
"Lastly, you have to go upstairs and give my 90 year old grandmother a multiple orgasm."
Well, thinks the man, there's alot of money in that bucket, so why not?
He walks upto the bouncer and punches him, without warning. The bouncer is out cold, and the pub falls silent - no-one has ever done that before. The man walks confidently outside; he is aware that the whole pub has its eyes on him.
The man disappears from view, and there is complete silence for a few seconds.
Suddenly, a series of horrific howls fill the air, followed by long final, sorry whimper. Silence is followed by the appearance of the man covered in blood.
He looks straight at the barman and says,
"Right, where's the old squeak with the absessed tooth?"
Think about it...
