Author Topic: George Bush & Moses  (Read 265 times)

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George Bush & Moses
« on: September 27, 2000, 01:31:00 AM »
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe
with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair.  The man had a staff in
one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.

George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses?"  The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling. George W. positioned himself more directly
in the man's view and asked again, "Aren't you Moses?"

The man continued to peruse the ceiling.   George W. tugged at the man's sleeve
and asked once again, "Aren't you Moses?"  The man finally responded in an
irritated voice, "Yes I am".

George W. asked him why he was so unfriendly and Moses replied,  "The last time
I spoke to a Bush I had to spend forty years in the desert.

 


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