Boot Camper: "But how do you know that, Sir? You've never been there. Are you sure you're talking about England? Because there's all kinds of US military facilities and action over there. Did Sir know that the 1986 US raid on Libya was carried out from four air bases right there in England? Guess a lot of those guys could not have been average. But you're right, Sir. There's nothing we want there - we have everything we need right here. But wait - does that mean we don't need to go to Iraq?
DI: Listen son, I'll tell you a secret. See that highway out there? Well some of the cars going along that highway suck so much gas they only get 5-6mpg. THAT's why we're going to Iraq. We need the oil, and all we need to do is to make it look like we're going in there in search of WMD, and we'll have public support and be OK.
Boot Camper: Sir, yes Sir! That's a really neat trick, Sir! Reporting for duty, Sir!
