Author Topic: Will America bomb Iran? (Read 1465 times)

Mister ED · « **Reply #30 on:** March 14, 2006, 03:57:37 PM »

SOme of you might be to young to remember this Tee shirt:

Nukem till they glow, It worked in Japan, It will work in Iran!

beet1e · « **Reply #31 on:** March 14, 2006, 04:12:34 PM »

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Originally posted by john9001
well if war mongering Churchill had not attacked germany, you would not have been bombed. "peace in our time"

What does "peace in our time" have to do with Churchill? He's not the one who said it, and was not PM when England declared war on Germany.

Dago · « **Reply #32 on:** March 14, 2006, 04:40:26 PM »

beetle must be bored, got no women to toss around I guess.

Glasses · « **Reply #33 on:** March 14, 2006, 04:49:35 PM »

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Originally posted by Staga
They have to also take either Syria or Jordan and after that go thru Iraq or Saudi-Arabia.

Do you think it'll happen ?

I don't like your logic getting in the way of my fantasies Staga, I really don't!

Skuzzy · « **Reply #34 on:** March 14, 2006, 05:10:53 PM »

I think the Middle East, in general, could be a wonderful resource of glass. Or, the world's largest glass sculpture. Oh yes. Think of the pretty shiny things that could be made with the right ordnance.

Course, I would not want to clean all that glass. Can you imagine the fingerprints? Oy!!

babek- · « **Reply #35 on:** March 14, 2006, 05:26:28 PM »

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Originally posted by Staga
They have to also take either Syria or Jordan and after that go thru Iraq or Saudi-Arabia.

Do you think it'll happen ?

Hey - you have cut away parts of south-east Iran! Also the iranian islands in the Persian Gulf.

Staga · « **Reply #36 on:** March 14, 2006, 05:37:29 PM »

Ooops... didn't scroll the Photoshop's window to the right.
Oh well; I blame democrats like all good Americans

Skuzzy; imagine what kind of sculptures you could get from the pieces of steel and concrete used in blown-up skyscrapers. They may smell like kerosene or Jet A-1 but it fades away in few decades.

Skuzzy · « **Reply #37 on:** March 14, 2006, 05:41:49 PM »

Some people just have no sense of humor. Besides Staga, we have been there and done that already. But I guess that was ok, cause it was us, eh?

Staga · « **Reply #38 on:** March 14, 2006, 05:44:52 PM »

Yeah I make jokes about nukes all the time. Imagine all those bodies glowing in the dark; would be neat in the Halloween. And if they would become zombies they would be easier to see at the night. LoLs

Skuzzy · « **Reply #39 on:** March 14, 2006, 05:46:46 PM »

Now yer gettin in the swing of things. I always like to make light when someone is speculating about what so-and-so is gonna do next. All part of the game.

Yeager · « **Reply #40 on:** March 14, 2006, 06:15:02 PM »

when did the MuMu's claim independance from Iran?

I think a military strike against Iran from the US, any time in the near future, is just political rhetoric aimed at rhetorical politcs. It aint gonna happen.

Besides, Im confident the israel people will kill everyone before things get ugly.

Hangtime · « **Reply #41 on:** March 14, 2006, 06:22:34 PM »

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Originally posted by Yeager

Besides, Im confident the israel people will kill everyone before things get ugly.

"israel people"??

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Ain't THAT just the PC schiznit of the week!

DmdBT · « **Reply #42 on:** March 14, 2006, 06:38:51 PM »

Will America bomb Iran? Well lets check the pre-requisites...

12. Bush's ratings are in the pooper... check
11. Someone, somewhere in Iran spoke to Al Quaeda... check
10. They talked bad about Israel... check
9. They are mostly Muslim... check
8. They are a 3rd world country... check
7. Their military is outdated... check
6. Haliburton will get lucrative contracts... check
5. Opportunity to create more "heroes" from US military f'ups... check
4. They actually are developing WMD's... check (not like thats really important anyway)
3. They are an oil producing country... check
2. It will piss off George Clooney... check

or maybe this...

1. Because we can and noone else will!

bj229r · « **Reply #43 on:** March 14, 2006, 06:43:17 PM »

No amount of NON-nuclear airstrikes are going to end their nuke program,(and there DANG sure isn't gonna be an invasion) and inside a few years, they will perform a sucessful test, an announce to the world that they have 10 nukes, and we'd better be nice to them (oh yeah, and don't buy any property in Tel-Aviv)

Masherbrum · « **Reply #44 on:** March 14, 2006, 06:58:28 PM »

Beet1e, you must really appreciate all of the good things America does for the world. I mean, you really do care about all of the attention you give us.

Karaya