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Offline xrtoronto

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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2006, 10:59:05 AM »
"Inspired by the movie, this Brokeback tomato will hit the stores this weekend."

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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2006, 11:34:21 AM »
This should be linked with the Hooters girl thread..."I see you already HAVE a tomato, kid!"

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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2006, 11:38:54 AM »
what vegitarian perverts dream about instead of sheep.
Genetically engineered in a lab, and raised by wolverines -- ]V[ E G A D E T ]-[
AoM DFC ZLA BMF and a bunch of other acronyms.

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« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2006, 01:51:27 PM »
ROFLMAO Mustaine!!
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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2006, 07:20:33 PM »
Reaching for Straws, Snoop Dogg exclaimed:

"Faniziel yer Vegziel!!!"


 "Vegetables Gone Wild"


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« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2006, 08:02:10 PM »
"I'd heard of Blue Balls."

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« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2006, 09:31:08 PM »
Tomato says " Next week is devoted to growing a matching pair. After the hotel incident I knew one of us needed to."
Democracy is two wolves deciding on what to eat. Freedom is a well armed sheep protesting the vote.
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Offline Tarmac

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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2006, 09:41:43 PM »
Who needs a cucumber!?!

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« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2006, 10:33:39 PM »
If you like to wank with tomatoes, if a squash can make you smile
If you like to spank with potatoes up and down the produce isle

have we got a show for you...

Broccoli, celery, gotta be veggietales
lima beans, collard greens, peachy keen, veggietales

If you like to wank with tomatoes, if a squash can make you smile
If you like to spank with potatoes up and down the produce isle

Broccoli, celery, gotta be veggietales
lima beans, collard greens, peachy keen veggietales
cauliflower, sweet and sour, half and hour, veggietales
broccoli, celery, gotta be veggietales

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« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2006, 10:41:08 PM »
"Introducing a new hybrid tomato based on the old "Big Boy" tomatoes; we call this one "Little Boy".
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!