Ok, weighing the responses, and Skuzzy's uhhhh... "lack of enthusiasm" for the project, I'll give it a miss (not to mention the prospect of more horrifying pictures like the one above). To tell the truth, I didn't think it would fly in this forum from the beginning but wanted to honor the original petition.
Les, as for the Pastor Nit Wit comment, it certainly wasn't meant to indicate that I think all Pastors are Nit-Wits, in fact it stems more from the fact that having dear friends in the ministry who are truly brilliant has allowed me to come to grips with the fact that I'm no genius and in no imminent danger of becoming one. That said your point about not becoming "the official Pastor" in this forum is well-taken. I'm very content to remain just another poster.
En4cer, I can either answer your question in a PM or a separate thread,
I'm going to let this one die, if only so I won't have to scroll past the "McDonald's" homage anymore...
- SEAGOON