I just got back from the dentist, he filled in a cavity in my bottom left jaw. He did the first injection of numbing agent and asked if my lips were numb after a few minutes. I say no, so he starts injecting more. As he's doing this, I realize that my lips actually ARE starting to numb, but he's already done, so I got a heavy dose. The rest of the visit went great (no cost out of pocket, last visit ended up providing a credit in my favor that covered this visit, yay insurance!) but now I sound like mushmouth whenever I talk. Habba-dabba-dooba-deyba, Fat Albert?
Oh, and drinking something was exciting, I coughed for like a minute after improperly swallowing because of the numb mouth.