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« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2006, 08:01:17 PM »
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I wonder if they will just cut together old dialog from past episodes and skewer Isaac Hayes.
Seeing how Isaac Hayes had a stroke, I'd say it's a safe bet.
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« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2006, 12:45:10 AM »
Actually, it was more than safe... WARNING!! SPOILERS AHEAD!!

Chef joined the Super Aventurers Club and became a child molester in a direct shot at Scientology. He was killed after a lightning bolt struck the bridge he was crossing and fell into a canyon where he was mauled by a mountain lion and a bear and torn limb from limb.

At a touching memorial where Kyle euloguised Chef: "A lot of us don't agree with the choices the Chef has made in the last few days," one of the children eulogizes him at a funeral. "Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us. But we can't let the events of the past few weeks take away the memories of how Chef made us smile.

"We shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us," the eulogy concludes. "We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains."

Meanwhile back at the Scientology laboratory, Super Adventure Club mad scientists bring Chef back to life and place him in a special suit. Chef is now Darth Vader, err Chef Vader.
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« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2006, 02:30:01 AM »
AHHH you beat me to it RPM.  Turned on south park and :rofl  as he was getting mauled.  


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« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2006, 05:37:19 AM »
It really sounds like Hayes is a total jacka**.  He can dish it out with no problem but he runs home and cries like a sissy when it hits close to home.

What a total two-faced loser.  Frankly the show is better without "his kind" around...  "his kind" being the losers who will make fun of everyone else but can't take any heat themselves.  I can't see him getting much sympathy.
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« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2006, 07:56:58 AM »
Man they really were p/o at him huh?  In the end they didnt kill the character, they killed the voice.
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« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2006, 08:02:40 AM »
Chef wasnt into the bashing other relegions aspect.His character never participated.That being said,He didnt have a prob with them stoneing the Jews in every episode,or the cath'O licks in more than I can count.Bad form Hayes,bad form.
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« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2006, 08:15:01 AM »
I don't like cartoons or shows about or with a lot of kids in em or shows that take place where there is a lot of friggin snow but...

The way Southpark makes fun of every stupid thing that comes down the pike with no holding back... makes it worth watching all those stupid cartoon kids in the snow.

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« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2006, 08:19:30 AM »
Yup. Chef got whacked. Pretty apparent that Trey and Matt were a bit pissed. Laughed my bellybutton off at the 'fruity little club' refrence.. thought the child molester bit was just viscious character assination though... unless Matt and Trey know someything we don't.

...of course the huge fat black pole dancer part had me rolling on the floor...

damn; I sure wouldn't wanna piss off matt and trey.

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« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2006, 09:38:11 AM »
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Chef wasnt into the bashing other relegions aspect.His character never participated.


Wha?  Did you not read Seagoon's post?
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« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2006, 10:29:33 AM »
'South Park' Creators to Scientology: War Has Just Begun
Friday, March 17, 2006

(AP) NEW YORK  — "South Park" has declared war on Scientology. Matt Stone and Trey Parker, creators of the animated satire, are digging in against the celebrity-endorsed religion after a controversial episode mocking outspoken Scientologist Tom Cruise was yanked abruptly from the schedule Wednesday — with Internet rumors it was covert warfare by Cruise that led to its departure.

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the "South Park" creators said in a statement Friday in Daily Variety. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies... You have obsructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail!"

Internet bloggers accused Cruise of threatening to not promote "Mission Impossible 3," a surefire summer blockbuster, if the offending episode ran. Comedy Central is owned by Viacom, as is Paramount, which is putting out "MI:3."

But Cruise's representative, Arnold Robinson, told The Associated Press Friday that the mega-star made no such demands.

"Not true," Robinson said. "I can tell you that he never said that."

A call by The Associated Press to a Paramount representative was not returned Friday.
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« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2006, 10:44:56 AM »
"fruity little club"

*snicker*

This should be at the least.... interesting.
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« Reply #26 on: March 23, 2006, 07:12:59 PM »
You know...I really didn't know much about Scientology, and with all this buzz I decided to find out a little more. OMFG!!  If you want to laugh your arse off here is the first paragraph from Wikipedia's article on part of the Scientology mythos:

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In Scientology doctrine, Xenu (also Xemu) is a galactic ruler (of the "Galactic Confederacy") who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living, and continue to cause problems today. These events are known to Scientologists as "Incident II", and the traumatic memories associated with them as The Wall of Fire or the R6 Implant. The story of Xenu is part of a much wider range of Scientology beliefs in extraterrestrial civilizations and alien interventions in Earthly events, collectively described as space opera by L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology.


To continue laughing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

Those guys are waaay out there (you think they might sue me?  Skuzzy...don't give any Scientologists my contact info, ok)
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« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2006, 09:11:30 PM »
Its on again. Sounds like what they did to chef was take sound clips rom him and splice them together to make him sound normal
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« Reply #28 on: March 23, 2006, 09:14:54 PM »
You dont know SP if ya think he sounded normal:rofl :rofl
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« Reply #29 on: March 23, 2006, 11:32:33 PM »
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Its on again. Sounds like what they did to chef was take sound clips rom him and splice them together to make him sound normal
The whole point was to NOT have him sound normal.

(p.s. the bad animation is on purpose as well)
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