Author Topic: Training courses for women  (Read 305 times)

Sturm

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« on: April 27, 2001, 01:10:00 PM »
Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Steak, and Potatoes

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

Offline miko2d

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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2001, 01:40:00 PM »
 Here a course that can replace all those. Of course this one is for men.

 1. Marry a smart woman - you won't have to send her to the traning courses and get to have smart children too.  

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Offline Betown

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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2001, 02:26:00 PM »
Don't get married,
Adopt Children
Lock up your razor
Spend all your life in a virtual world flying zekes...
Hummm......

Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2001, 02:36:00 PM »
ROTFLOL!!!