just gained two buckle holes on my belt

[Monk]

Nice, do you have one of them German toilet bowls with the ledge.  great piece of work, lets you examine your stools......top noch.  Sometimes you need to help it along though.......a poke with the brush "come on buddy get on down"

[Waffle]

Originally posted by NUTTZ
Yeah, i hate when they don't go down and you have to reach in and snap it's neck...

NUTTZ

Those a very special and should be taken with the utmost amzement and awe.

It's not everyday your visted by "El Mahon"

[flakbait]

I can hear the headlines now...

"Man dies trying to hatch monster loaf!"


More excrement fun...
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_02.htm


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Flakbait [Delta6]

[beet1e]

Originally posted by Monk
Nice, do you have one of them German toilet bowls with the ledge.  great piece of work, lets you examine your stools......top noch.  Sometimes you need to help it along though.......a poke with the brush "come on buddy get on down"

Eek - they have those things in Austria too! I don't like those at all, especially after a friend told me his story - he's one of those guys who remains seated for arse wiping - and put his hand in *it*.

[WhiteHawk]

using my superior mechanical and engineering skills, I have installed a 1 hp, 3450 rpm motor with a blender impeller at the bottom of my toilet.  (the motor on the outside).  This has a 2 fold function.  In the event of a 'nessie', I can turn on the motor and grind the  thing up into tiny bits, ideal for eliminating those, 'washing my hands while the crapper is overflowing' situations.  Also, in the event of a lockup, I can reverse the motor and suck out the bottlenecker.  This requires use of the seat belt, which i discovered the need for through trial and error.

[BlueJ1]

Originally posted by WhiteHawk
using my superior mechanical and engineering skills, I have installed a 1 hp, 3450 rpm motor with a blender impeller at the bottom of my toilet.  (the motor on the outside).  This has a 2 fold function.  In the event of a 'nessie', I can turn on the motor and grind the  thing up into tiny bits, ideal for eliminating those, 'washing my hands while the crapper is overflowing' situations.  Also, in the event of a lockup, I can reverse the motor and suck out the bottlenecker.  This requires use of the seat belt, which i discovered the need for through trial and error.

Im not sure if I should be amazed by this or grossed out.

[Monk]

Originally posted by beet1e


Eek - they have those things in Austria too! I don't like those at all, especially after a friend told me his story - he's one of those guys who remains seated for arse wiping - and put his hand in *it*.

Another thing comes to mind is when you just got rid of a big one, something Yeager is talking about, them foot long ones.  Well they sit on the ledge, not really completely out and you need to stand a bit and shake.