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10 HUSBANDS
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced
ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new
husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if
you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept
telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really
sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look
into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything
checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the
system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew
he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able
to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic
process but wanted three years to research, implement,
and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he
thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was
his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product,
he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk
about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he ever did was
look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...
God, I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna
get screwed!"
