The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged that they have covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 43 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, "Oh, toejam!"
Only the states of Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee were different......where over
89.3% of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this."
