Author Topic: Just a DAD during Prom Night. (Read 558 times)

J_A_B · « **Reply #15 on:** April 01, 2006, 08:23:08 PM »

When I was dating my then-girlfriend (now wifey), I got the pleasure of getting to stare down the business end of her dad's 12-guage on more than one occasion.

Take my word for it--that kid is laughing his butt off at you as soon as he pulls out of the driveway.

To put things a little more directly (this might be a little out of character for me)...it didn't stop me from sleeping with her, and it won't keep that "NOOB" from it if your daughter wants to, either.

The funny part is my father-in-law and I joke about it now.

J_A_B

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 01, 2006, 08:26:35 PM »

If my date's dad ever called me a NOOB I think Id be scared that I knew him from here.

midnight Target · « **Reply #17 on:** April 01, 2006, 08:26:52 PM »

Raised 2 daughters.... sons are way easier.

AWMac · « **Reply #18 on:** April 01, 2006, 08:28:35 PM »

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But, by now I think Im closer to him then her.

I wouldn't have a prob with my Daughter going to the Prom with a Ghey like you.... Instead of the shotgun it would be a lil "HandGun" Huh?

Be real, have you raised children?

Mac

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 01, 2006, 08:30:19 PM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
I wouldn't have a prob with my Daughter going to the Prom with a Ghey like you.... Instead of the shotgun it would be a lil "HandGun" Huh?

Be real, have you raised children?

Mac

Yea thats it. Im gay. Thankyou for tha insight Dr. Phil.

And no I havnt had the pleasure of having kids at the age of 18.

AWMac · « **Reply #20 on:** April 01, 2006, 08:37:53 PM »

LMFAO I was replying to John and you RUSH outta the Closet!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL

Mac

AWMac · « **Reply #21 on:** April 01, 2006, 08:39:52 PM »

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Originally posted by BlueJ1
Yea thats it. Im gay. Thankyou for tha insight Dr. Phil.

And no I havnt had the pleasure of having kids at the age of 18.

Muahahhhahhahahhahaaa....

Sig stuff!!!

Mac

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #22 on:** April 01, 2006, 08:41:40 PM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
LMFAO I was replying to John and you RUSH outta the Closet!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL

Mac

You quoted me.

AWMac · « **Reply #23 on:** April 01, 2006, 08:47:28 PM »

Shhhhh.... we won't mention a thing BlueJ1.... back into the closet!

LMFAO

Frikkin comming out on a BBS on a misquote.....

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 01, 2006, 08:50:22 PM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
Shhhhh.... we won't mention a thing BlueJ1.... back into the closet!

LMFAO

Frikkin comming out on a BBS on a misquote.....

It happens.
I would laugh at someone who said that to. I deserved it.

AWMac · « **Reply #25 on:** April 01, 2006, 08:54:37 PM »

I'll have to post the IMG tomorrow but BlueJ1

"Touche"

Mac

No "Hard" Feelings LLOLOLOLOOLLOLLL...

sorry...dammm my sides hurt....LOL

Hold my belt loop Biyatch and call me "Sir"

Mac

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #26 on:** April 01, 2006, 08:55:08 PM »

AWMac · « **Reply #27 on:** April 01, 2006, 09:00:15 PM »

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Originally posted by BlueJ1

~~Sir~~

Mine!!!! Back Off!!!!

Mac

Ghosth · « **Reply #28 on:** April 02, 2006, 08:41:29 AM »

I wasn't that bad. Well, not all that bad.

I just walked up behind the kid, tapped him on the shoulder.

I drove by your house today.

Big pause
Nice place!
Another pause

My little girl better come home on time, and HAPPY tonight right?

Ehhhh
"Right, yeah" (lots of nodding)

Good, so then I won't have to worry about going back to your house. Maybe burning it down with your family and you in it. Cool.

Walk away

She was home, ON time, unhappy about being delivered on time, untouched.
She never did figure out how.

Grin

john9001 · « **Reply #29 on:** April 02, 2006, 01:45:28 PM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
John how's yer Mom doing?

Mac

she died at age 99, thanks for asking.