A Southerner is having his breakfast (coffee, grits,
biscuits, and jam) when a Northerner, chewing
obnoxiously on gum, sits down next to him.
The Southerner ignores the Northerner who,
nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Northerner: "When you Southern people eat bread, do
you eat the whole slice?"
Southerner : "Yep."
Northerner: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't.
Up North, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we
collect in a container, recycle it, then transform
them into biscuits and send them to the South."
The Northerner has a smirk on his face. The Southerner
listens in silence.
The Northerner persists: "Do you eat jam with
biscuits?"
Southerner: "Yep."
Northerner: (cracking and smacking his gum between his
teeth and chuckling) "We don't. Up North after we
eat fruit for breakfast, we put all the peels, seeds, and
leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
into jam, and then send it down South."
Then the Southerner asks: "Y'all have sex up North?"
Northerner: "Why of course we do," the Northerner
says, as he pops another big bubble.
Southerner: "And what do y'all do with the condoms
once ya use 'em?"
Northerner: "We throw them away, of course."
Southerner: "We don't. Down South we put 'em in a jar,
recycle 'em, melt'em down into chewing gum and sell
'em to you Northerners."
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Verkaaft's mei Gwand `I foahr in himmel!Sell my clothes I am going to Heaven![This message has been edited by AG Sachsenberg (edited 05-02-2001).]
