A small zoo in Arkansas had a very rare species of
> gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female,
> became very difficult to handle.
>
> Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the
> problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters
> worse, there was no male gorilla available.
>
> Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper
> thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker
> responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee,
> like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed
> ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
>
> The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.
> Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would
> he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
> Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to
> think the matter over carefully.
> The following day, he announced that he would accept
> their offer, but only under four conditions.
> 1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her
> on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this
> condition.
>
> 2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one
> about this." The Keeper again readily agreed to
> this condition.
>
> 3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the
> children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
>
> 4. And last of all, Bobby Lee stated "You gotta> give
> me another week to come up with the $500.00."
