Author Topic: I can be jesus too! (Read 1113 times)

john9001 · « **Reply #30 on:** April 08, 2006, 08:37:15 PM »

, it was not directed entirely to you.

Schwein · « **Reply #31 on:** April 09, 2006, 12:27:52 AM »

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I believe in lots of things, in this case I believe you're wrong.

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Dude I don't believe your are wrong I'm 100% convinced you are.

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I'm merely pointing out my conviction and further stating that I'm completely correct.

"Dude" I believe you're a 100% lunatic.

Vudak · « **Reply #32 on:** April 09, 2006, 01:47:19 AM »

Storch, I'm curious how you know Jesus even said those things?

Go to Borders, pick up Annals of Imperial Rome by Tacitus. Not the Penguin translation, but the other widely published one (bluish cover, don't have it with me atm). Read the translator's note.

Doing this from memory, so I can't be exact, but the translator talked about how prior translations are pretty much garbage. His reasoning was this: In the first chapter of the original Latin text, there are around 100 words. An 18th century British historian needed 300+ English ones. The translator even acknowledged that his own version wasn't perfect, as it had about 150ish.

The same exact thing has happened to the Bible, but even worse. Instead of just going from Latin to English, you'd be going from Ancient Hebrew to maybe Coptic to ancient Greek (vice versa? not sure not my strong suit) to Latin to [insert modern language here].

And to make matters even more complicated it's not always just a case of mistranslation. There are people out there who can read ancient Greek, have read surviving texts of the Bible in ancient Greek, and they will tell you, some of the passages (some very famous - and attributed to Jesus) that are in our modern Bible simply didn't exist whatsoever in the earlier ones. How they got there, well, use your imagination. I believe it may have had something to do with agenda.

I respect your faith and share it to some extent, and I wouldn't say that the Bible isn't necessarily the Word of God. I am saying, however, that the Bible we have in our own homes sure as hell isn't.

Just something to think about.

deSelys · « **Reply #33 on:** April 09, 2006, 02:56:42 AM »

K, Storch, fair enough. If by believing, you feel and act better than before, good for you.
The 'you-will-burn-in-hell' threat only causes laughter with me, though.roger that?

MrRiplEy[H] · « **Reply #34 on:** April 09, 2006, 04:03:16 AM »

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Jesus said "Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it."

Heh heh.. And how does that differ from the beliefs of any other faction on this planet? Each one believes in THEIR cause with the same exact strenght that you do. They laugh at you for being a fool and not seeing THEIR god is the one.

For all you know, the true God may have 10 hands, nude, painted and condemn you to an eternal Michael Jackson concert.

DiabloTX · « **Reply #35 on:** April 09, 2006, 04:29:46 AM »

Religion will be the downfall of man. Of this I am 100% certain.

eagl · « **Reply #36 on:** April 09, 2006, 05:53:43 AM »

You guys are forgetting how FUN it is to just sit back and smugly say "I'm one of the saved but you guys are going to hell hahahahaha!"

Storch keeps writing it, so it's obvious he feels it too.

Face it, you non-believers and wrong-believers are going to burn in hell, period.

See? Isn't that fun?

Thud · « **Reply #37 on:** April 09, 2006, 06:03:04 AM »

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Jesus said "Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it."

be angry with me but take it up with him next time you see him.

Nowadays theologists consider this as a semi-overt tribute to anal intercourse.

Feel free to take it up with him... (verbally of course)

storch · « **Reply #38 on:** April 09, 2006, 06:40:08 AM »

in every document ever discovered there is a minuscule variation with what we have in the KJV and these anomalies amount to semantics. the bible is the inerrant word of God, it has come down to us supernaturally to serve as a guide. we will be here for a short season then we will continue or eternal journey. you have a test before you. you are failing it and in doing so you are fulfilling biblical prophesy.

Basic
Instructions
Before
Leaving
Earth

anybody look up revelations 11 yet or have they stopped printing bibles in progressive and wise old europe?

why are you guys so fearful of an idea? why are you guys on a path of disproving what you consider mythology? why must you convince yourself that people of the one and only true way are wrong?

storch · « **Reply #39 on:** April 09, 2006, 06:42:09 AM »

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Nowadays theologists consider this as a semi-overt tribute to anal intercourse.

Feel free to take it up with him... (verbally of course)

heh, coming (no pun intended) for a dutch theologist perhaps. adds a whole new dimension to "going dutch" doesn't it?

storch · « **Reply #40 on:** April 09, 2006, 06:44:39 AM »

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Heh heh.. And how does that differ from the beliefs of any other faction on this planet? Each one believes in THEIR cause with the same exact strenght that you do. They laugh at you for being a fool and not seeing THEIR god is the one.

For all you know, the true God may have 10 hands, nude, painted and condemn you to an eternal Michael Jackson concert.

we already know that the one true God has made us in his likeness. ponder for a bit, does God have a pasty and smooth physique and hang out in a sauna getting plastered with his pals?

MrRiplEy[H] · « **Reply #41 on:** April 09, 2006, 07:32:55 AM »

You mean you think you know. Just as the believers in any other religion. They're absolutely convinced their belief is the correct one.

So what makes you so different of the others who apparently seem to be wrong?

storch · « **Reply #42 on:** April 09, 2006, 08:30:03 AM »

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You mean you think you know. Just as the believers in any other religion. They're absolutely convinced their belief is the correct one.

So what makes you so different of the others who apparently seem to be wrong?

no, I know. The bible is completely inerrant it is completely reliable and I am complete sure that I am 100% correct. I'm quite certain of the result we will all harvest.

eagl · « **Reply #43 on:** April 09, 2006, 08:41:50 AM »

Damn storch, you've hooked a full stringer. Nice technique with a classic, if not very shiny, lure. Well done

I'm sad I didn't even get a nibble

storch · « **Reply #44 on:** April 09, 2006, 08:45:45 AM »

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Damn storch, you've hooked a full stringer. Nice technique with a classic, if not very shiny, lure. Well done

I'm sad I didn't even get a nibble

thank you however for once I'm not trolling. this is what I know to be true and I'm amazed that everyone doesn't see it. I mean it's plainly laid out for all to see, simply and succinctly.