YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...
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>1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
>spouse.
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>2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front
>of her kids.
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>3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
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>4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
>night.
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>5. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."
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>6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
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>7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey watch this."
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>8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
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>9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
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>10. Your junior prom had a daycare.
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>11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are,
>"Gentlemen start your engines."
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>12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its
>wheels.
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>14. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how
>much gas is in it.
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>15. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
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>16. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
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>17. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a
>freebie at the House of Tattoos.
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>18. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against
>it.
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>19. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
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>20. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
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>21. Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
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