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Offline DREDIOCK

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« on: April 10, 2006, 08:56:43 AM »
Yanno how sometimes you hear these stories about the girl who delivers a full term baby having gone the entire time not knowing. or nobody thinking she was pregnant?

Yanno how you say. "No way. What a load of BS"

Welllllllll.

Maybe not.

My wife just called. (no its not me thank god)

Tells me my 21 year old neice was complaining of BAD stomache pains so they brought her to the ER.
2 Hours later she gave birth to a full term baby boy.

She didnt know she was pregnant.
She ddint look like she was pregnant I can testify to that.

I saw her two weeks ago and noticed
She had gained  a bit of weight but she in no way looked pregnant.
To me, and to us it just looked like she gained some weight as women are prone to do even without being pregnant and we attributed it to all the beer she was drinking.

and when I tell you she didnt look pregnant I mean NOBODY thought she looked pregnant

My wife called her my nephew (her brother) who see's he daily to tell him and he thought she was trying to play a lame late april fools joke.
I told my son a few minutes ago and he said almost the exact same thing.

This is so unreal its almost comical :O

And to think they dont even live in a trailer park LOL
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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2006, 09:00:44 AM »
Eeeek.  So has she been drinking and smoking heavily the last 9 months?

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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2006, 09:39:33 AM »
With all due respect...how much does this girl weigh???
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« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2006, 09:42:40 AM »
what, did she just think it was normal to not have that special time of the month for 9 months?
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« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2006, 10:14:50 AM »
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what, did she just think it was normal to not have that special time of the month for 9 months?


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« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2006, 10:30:04 AM »
Reminds me of a Family Guy episode where Peter is looking up some chicks that he went to high school with. One was fat, missing an eye, had a tracheotamy, and two or three kids in her arms, then a baby plops out of her and she turns to her husband and says, "Hey Ricky, I guess I was pregnant" (or something like that).

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« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2006, 07:44:19 PM »
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With all due respect...how much does this girl weigh???


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Beleive it or not shes not a BIG girl, Maybe 5'5
Normally maybe 115 pounds amy MAYBE gained 15-20 mostly in her face and legs Some in her gut and butt yea, but not enough that she looked pregnant.
 My wife saw her 3 days ago wearing blue jeans.
 To me she looked alot like  the body my wife developed before she was pregnant with my son from hanging out and drinking beer.

Dont know how heavy of a drinker she is. Probably about normal for a 21 year old I've seen her drink but never seen her drunk though.

Havent found out about her period But I know her mother continued to have hers into her seventh month. And I was talking to a lady today who continued to get hers till her 5th month
So the genetics are there for the same type thing and not out of the realm of possibility.

Im sure I'll hear more about it tonight and in the comming days.
Should be interesting.

Im already busting my brother in laws chops telling him Im setting up an appointment with Maury for the show. LOL
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« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2006, 08:38:44 PM »
No one has asked the real (Jerry Springer/Maury Povitch) question here...

Who dat baby' daddy????

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« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2006, 09:01:17 PM »
Wow, amazing.  I hope all turns out well.

Keep us updated.

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« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2006, 09:44:18 PM »
Damn, well, congratulations, I suppose.
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