Author Topic: Why HT should not look into Windows XP  (Read 300 times)

Offline Tac

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Why HT should not look into Windows XP
« on: May 06, 2001, 09:11:00 PM »
from: http://bluescreenofdeth.net/pages/articles/xpsource/

Leaked Windows XP Source Code

This bit of leaked source code, supposedly from the upcoming Windows XP operating system was sent in only a few minutes before writing this by a Undisclosed reader. It is likely that we will be asked to remove this by Microsoft, so read it through while you can.

/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: DESI(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 2002
*/
#include <win31.h>
#include <win95.h>
#include <evenmore.h>
#include <oldstuff.h>
#include <billrulz.h>
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if(first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_sy stem();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_o f_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if(still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
|basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if(detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if(fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if(system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fau lt();
}

 

.....you weren't really fooled...were you??

funked

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Why HT should not look into Windows XP
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2001, 09:46:00 PM »
I got hiccups reading that LOL!!!

Offline Rooster

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Why HT should not look into Windows XP
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2001, 08:52:00 AM »
hehe,  actually am using XP beta2 with AH and have no problems whatsoever.

Offline Tuomio

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Why HT should not look into Windows XP
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2001, 11:27:00 AM »
Lol you guys are crazy! Who would use windows xx BETA if he doesent get paid for that? Does somebody really think, that the new platforms actually have something new in them (except the icons and new startup sound)?

Offline StSanta

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Why HT should not look into Windows XP
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2001, 02:07:00 PM »
ROFL!

This one goes up on the bulletin board at study place for the other geeks to enjoy  .



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