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« Reply #30 on: April 20, 2006, 05:18:45 AM »
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« Reply #31 on: April 20, 2006, 09:15:08 AM »
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« Reply #32 on: April 20, 2006, 09:26:56 AM »
hang... TV is the thing that you hook your DVD player to.

brit humor is strange to me... it is like the silliest and worst slapstick stuff we had in the early sixties... then right when you are about to puke from it... they say something really clever...  

At first you think it is worth it to watch and wait for the gems but really..... it isn't... after watching most of a series you realize that if you never see another one.... you won't miss it.

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« Reply #33 on: April 20, 2006, 10:43:17 AM »
Different strokes lazs.  I do not find Monty Python to be at all funny, but my Wife rolls on the floor laughing at them.  Not a fan of slapstick, which seemed to be the bread and butter of Monty Python.  Maybe I did not watch enough of it.  But everytime I tried I just found it obnoxious.

On the other hand, there was a British comedy (precursor to 'Friends') we both enjoyed thoroughly.  I cannot recall the name of it, but it was the funniest show I have ever seen.
Then Hollywood tried to create an American version of it, using the same exact scripts, and it was terrible.
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« Reply #34 on: April 20, 2006, 10:49:39 AM »
it's like brit movies....

Snatch for example. i laugh out loud every time the scene comes up where the guy says
"why is the a gun in your trousers?"
"for protection"
"protection from who? zeee gremans?"

partly for the use of the word trousers, the "zee germans", and the whole delivery.

i think the difference in the types of comedy is the dialog... they seem to talk more eloquent or something, which makes some bloke saying ****e funnier sometimes.
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« Reply #35 on: April 20, 2006, 10:52:07 AM »
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On the other hand, there was a British comedy (precursor to 'Friends') we both enjoyed thoroughly.  




Just had a vision of Skuzz rushing around trying to grab a cool one and get the BBQ in 15 minutes before Friends starts....................... ............................. .......
.....................without tripping over a power cord. :rofl
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« Reply #36 on: April 20, 2006, 10:55:30 AM »
I watched the first episode of 'Friends' and it was the last episode of it I watched.

Besides, I do not have to rush around to get the BBQ and beer handy.  I have a PVR and the function is just peachy. :D
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« Reply #37 on: April 20, 2006, 11:04:31 AM »
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Wheeew........had me worried there.
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« Reply #38 on: April 20, 2006, 11:06:24 AM »
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On the other hand, there was a British comedy (precursor to 'Friends') we both enjoyed thoroughly.  I cannot recall the name of it, but it was the funniest show I have ever seen.
Then Hollywood tried to create an American version of it, using the same exact scripts, and it was terrible.


I believe your referring to Coupling.  The British version is hilarious.  My wife and I got a hold of a few seasons on DVD and couldn't stop laughing.  You can still find the DVD's here in the states.

US version bombed big time.  Showed like three or four episodes before it was pulled.
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« Reply #39 on: April 20, 2006, 11:17:46 AM »
'Coupling', that is the one.  Fraking hilarious.  It could hnot have been cast any better.  

I was not aware it was available on DVD.  I gotta look for those.  The U.S. version was terrible.
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« Reply #40 on: April 20, 2006, 11:20:06 AM »
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« Reply #41 on: April 20, 2006, 12:22:34 PM »
'Coupling' was post Friends, IIRC. Almost sure of that. I thought it was far too derivative.

There are a few shows that are doing the rounds now that you might look out for. 'Extras' is by Ricky Gervais and is superb. Very different to 'The Office' but the same.

Look out for 'The Mighty Boosh'. It would never have been made by a commercial TV company - it isn't to everyone's taste, but has developed a huge internet following.

The BBC also does great factual programs. Michael Palin's various travels? BBC. Blue Planet with Richard Attenborough? BBC. Sir Richard has also just completed Planet Earth, a program that basically chronicled some of the most extreme - and beautiful - places on the planet. The photography is breathtaking.

In America, corporate media avoids risk taking, unless they are pretty damned sure they can mitigate it and see some sort of bottom line at the end. That's how the commercial world operates and that's fine. The BBC's stakeholders are the public principally, and it has a public service charter. Within that remit it can be very creative and back projects that on paper look shaky, but turn out to be huge successes. The Office was one such example.

I do like some of the big American series. The comedy is pretty poor however; apart from 'Seinfeld' and 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' for some reason, which are excellent. Maybe it's the HBO connection since 'Band of Brothers' was excellent too. Generally, it is formulaic, tired and the series are just too long. Six well written, crafted episodes are much better than 24 mediocre ones. An episode of Fawlty Towers took on average 4 months to write.

As for American drama series, 'Lost' was good for about 12 episodes, then it just dragged, and the series finale was piss poor. 'Invasion' seems to be holding my attention more.

SOB - the BBC model could never just be suddenly adopted in the States, I agree. But living in the UK, I'm fortunate to have the best of both worlds. The BBC and my satellite commercial service with a gazzillion channels. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

It's strange, however, that with all that choice, the only things I generally watch are the BBC, or repeats of BBC programs like Blackadder etc and premium sport channels. ;) And the occasional History channel type thing.
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« Reply #42 on: April 20, 2006, 12:47:56 PM »
'Coupling' certainly could be post 'Friends', but I found it much better and smarter than 'Friends'.  The cast of 'Coupling' is what makes it good.  They all play of each other really well.  I really was sad to see it end.

I took a look at 'The Office'.  Not my cup of tea.  There was (is?) an American version of it as well.  I think it bombed also.

In my opinion, our biggest problem lies with the way shows are rated/ranked.  There have been many shows cancelled which I really enjoyed.  Then we have all these incredibly stupid 'reality' shows.  Sheesh.
I can count the TV series the Wife and I watch, on one hand.  Each year there are fewer of them.
Right now, we watch more on the Sci-Fi channel than on any other broadcast station available.
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« Reply #43 on: April 20, 2006, 12:53:04 PM »
I agree with you there, Reality TV is the worst form of entertainment in the modern age. Big Brother is a case in point. The Dutch have alot to answer for.

My girlfriend has started watching the Sci-Fi channel. I think she watches some crime thing on there.
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« Reply #44 on: April 20, 2006, 04:55:42 PM »
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it's like brit movies....

Snatch for example. i laugh out loud every time the scene comes up where the guy says
"why is the a gun in your trousers?"
"for protection"
"protection from who? zeee gremans?"

partly for the use of the word trousers, the "zee germans", and the whole delivery.

i think the difference in the types of comedy is the dialog... they seem to talk more eloquent or something, which makes some bloke saying ****e funnier sometimes.


Snatch and Lock Stock were good because of Guy Ritchie.  Them being british does not change the humour that Ritchie wrote.
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