1-2-3 What are we fighting for?

[Toad]

Just updated...latest lyrics!  


The Fish Cheer & I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die Rag
Gimme an F!
F!
Gimme an I!
I!
Gimme an S!
S!
Gimme an H!
H!
What's that spell ?
FISH!
What's that spell ?
FISH!
What's that spell ?
FISH!

 
Yeah, come on all of you, European men,
The UN needs your help again.
The world’s got itself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in the Holy Land
So put down your babes and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is the Holy Land;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on NATO, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and get those A-rabs —
The only good Muslim is the one who's dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is the Holy Land;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Huh!

Well, come on EU, don't move slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go.
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Israelis with the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
They drop it on the Palestinian mob.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is the Holy Land.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on UN mothers take a stand,
Pack your boys off to the Holy Land.
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Send 'em off before it's too late.
Be the first one on your block
To have your boy come home in a box.

And it's one, two, three
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is the Holy Land.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.


 

My sons aren't coming. Guaranteed.

If you like, I'm sure they'll do an anti-Israeli version just as quickly!

[Rebel]

It's confirmed.

This amphibian has WAY too much time on his hands.

But what the hey.  Toad picks up the banjo, I'm a guitar man.  Let's jam! hehehehe  

(p.s. nice piece o work buddy   )

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-Rebel
JG2 "Richtofen"
"You Rebel Scum"

[Shamus]

LOL Toad, Country Joe would be proud , makes me want to go out and rent that movie.

Shamus

[Toad]

<punt>

riiing! riinnng!

Hello! 53rd Precinct, World Police Force, Inspector Clinton speaking!

What? Barak and Arafat on a conference call? Hold on a sec!

(sound of hand slapping a rump...whispered "get outta here hunny; we'll finish the dic-tation later"....sound of zipper)

OK, put 'em on

Uh huh...........Uh huh..........uh huh........

Well, we're pretty busy here right now. A little mess in Florida you may have heard of...sides, I'm FINALLY goin ta Viet Nam to shut up all those critics...heck yes I know that war's long over...waddaya think I am, stupid?

You might want to try the 54th Precinct, Inspector Igloo. I think he said they were world famous as policemen and everyone likes them. He also mentioned that they don't mind doing it.

Then there's Inspector Dowding over at the 12th. He's pretty eager to police up the world although he never seems to be able to find enough officers. I guess most of his force is usually in Ireland.

Sure, sure, anytime. Call me back in a month if things still look rough. Bye now.

Hey, hunny....c'mon back in here and let's finish that letter....and bring me a see-gar!

 


[This message has been edited by Toad (edited 11-13-2000).]

[1776]

he heeeee WTG!!!!

I nominate toad "wordsmith extraordinare"!!