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Offline Jackal1

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If your dog bit ya..........
« on: April 23, 2006, 08:01:09 AM »
If your pickup won`t start
If your wife left you for the pool boy
If your dog bit ya
If your last crayon just broke
If the Cartoon Network is down for service
If your Midol is not working
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Please don`t bring your baggage to the MA, especialy on Sunday morning.
Squelch just goes so far.
A simple request.
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Offline 68Ripper

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If your dog bit ya..........
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2006, 09:07:08 AM »
:huh  :furious :O
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Ironic
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Offline nirvana

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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2006, 09:51:39 AM »
SHUT UP JACKAL! MY DOG BIT ME :furious


and ate all my midol:cry
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2006, 03:35:49 PM »
A dog eating mydol? Next thing you know its gonna be watching oprah, eating bon bons, and complaining its fat
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Offline icemaw

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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2006, 04:18:31 PM »
If your pickup won`t start...I am not a redneck I have another car
If your wife left you for the pool boy...Thank god I knew he was worth the money when I hired him
If your dog bit ya...I bite back
If your last crayon just broke...Magic markers are permanent
If the Cartoon Network is down for service...I have DVD's
If your Midol is not working...I have beer


 My prayer
Please oh lord HT of all the we hold dear bless us with a permanent squeltch list.
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Offline nirvana

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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2006, 05:47:25 PM »
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Originally posted by Meatwad
A dog eating mydol? Next thing you know its gonna be watching oprah, eating bon bons, and complaining its fat



Already does that, I call him a dandy boy.  Or fancy pants, whichever.
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Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2006, 09:30:21 PM »
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Originally posted by nirvana
SHUT UP JACKAL! MY DOG BIT ME :furious


and ate all my midol:cry


ROFL
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