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Offline rpm

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« on: April 27, 2006, 03:14:16 AM »
WEST PALM BEACH, FLA. -- David Copperfield has magically escaped getting robbed.

The 49-year-old illusionist was walking with two female assistants to their tour bus after a Sunday show when four teens pulled up in a car, a police report said.

Two armed robbers allegedly got out and demanded the group's belongings. One woman handed over $400 US, the other gave up her purse with 200 euros, $100 US, her passport, plane tickets and a cellphone. Copperfield refused to empty his pockets, the report said.

Copperfield says he turned his pockets inside out to reveal nothing in them, though he was carrying his passport, wallet and cellphone.

"Call it reverse pickpocketing," Copperfield said.

He read the licence plate of the car to an assistant while she called 911, the report said.

Four teens were arrested, charged with armed robbery and held without bond, police said. The women's property was recovered.
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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2006, 03:25:37 AM »
2 pieces of good news.  In the O'Club.  What gives?
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Offline SMIDSY

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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2006, 05:28:01 AM »
HAHAHAAH!! that fella just got nocked up a notch in my book.

Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2006, 05:42:28 AM »
Wonder why he didn`t just make the robbers disappear.
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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2006, 06:30:42 AM »
why is she walking around in florida with 200 euros in her pocket?

Offline AWMac

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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2006, 08:03:40 AM »
He could have reached into his pocket and pulled out a Dove and beat them senseless with it!

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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2006, 08:43:21 AM »
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Wonder why he didn`t just make the robbers disappear.


LOL word theif!
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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2006, 08:44:06 AM »
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Originally posted by ~Caligula~
why is she walking around in florida with 200 euros in her pocket?


Its part of the invasion plan
Shhhhh dont tell em we know about it ;)
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2006, 02:20:00 PM »
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Wonder why he didn`t just make the robbers disappear.


What? and miss the opportunity for some good publicity?
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