Author Topic: Snoop Dog - Someone should take out the trash! (Read 2183 times)

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 27, 2006, 07:27:58 PM »

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Originally posted by Angus
Who on earth with a sane mind would name himself "Snoop Dog"?

Lucky that the Bobbies don't shoot people too quickly, isn't he?

Shoot them with what?

SOB · « **Reply #16 on:** April 27, 2006, 07:43:32 PM »

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Originally posted by Speed55
"Damn brits need to learn how to speak English!"

Not sure if your joking but come on, thats a pretty ignorant statement.
I would guess a minder = bodyguard.

I think we should all be forced to speak ebonics, and should sell drugs, and kill and rape people for no reason. We should also try to impregnate as many *****es as possible, and leave the children fatherless. Then when the police come to arrest us, we should throw up our hands like a bunch of mindless apes, and scream about how we didn't do nothing, and get video cameras to film the oppression.

I also think that our national anthem should be sung in spanish, and all the words changed because they don't rhyme in spanish. I think by doing that it will definitely help immigrants assimilate to this culture.

We should also grant known terrorists the right to a fair trial, because they have such good and fair intentions towards us. And even though they are terrorists, and essentially have NO rights, we can make an exception.

While we are at it, lets arrest soldiers for making these poor terrorists run around in there underwear, because they were treated so unfairly. I mean come on, all they do is cut the heads off a live people, who are only there to make there country more livable.

Bravo, I haven't seen a good rant like that for a while. I give it 7 out of 10. You gained points for your use of "there/their", but lost points for the use of capital letters at the beginning of sentences, the use of punctuation, and for using your ENTER key.

Angus · « **Reply #17 on:** April 27, 2006, 08:06:00 PM »

"Shoot them with what?"

A gun, loaded with a bullet.

Yes, some British police & security do carry guns you see...

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 27, 2006, 08:09:24 PM »

They use bullets? Wimps.

Angus · « **Reply #19 on:** April 27, 2006, 08:15:29 PM »

They rather don't spend bullets. That's why mr "SnoopDog" isn't dead you see.......

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 27, 2006, 08:18:38 PM »

I see...

RAIDER14 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 27, 2006, 10:35:28 PM »

so who won the brawl at the airport??

winner-snoop Dog

Sixpence · « **Reply #22 on:** April 27, 2006, 10:43:28 PM »

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Originally posted by Reschke
Another thing is why do the Brits always have to refer to someone's weight as "(insert number) stone"...Come on just say that the guys were close to 280 - 300 pounds...Geez I didn't even know a "stone" was roughly 14 pounds.

Ahhh, I thought they were trying to say 20 stoned men

VOR · « **Reply #23 on:** April 27, 2006, 11:33:05 PM »

A "30-strong" entourage clashes with the bobbies and they arrest 6 of them for "violent disorder and affray"? Am I missing something?

Speed55 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 27, 2006, 11:50:42 PM »

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Debonair · « **Reply #25 on:** April 28, 2006, 12:16:38 AM »

Good publicity stunt by a guy that was over the hill ten years ago

Saintaw · « **Reply #26 on:** April 28, 2006, 12:44:31 AM »

About the same thing happened in a bar I was working in when I was a student. The troublemakers were a bit rough to handle for the po-lice... one of the brawlers was Hulk Hogan.

I find Hulk Hogan scarier than that dog poop.

Swoop · « **Reply #27 on:** April 28, 2006, 08:38:53 AM »

Well firstly......British airport police are always armed, generally with HK MP5s. However in this case the airport police called in some back up from the local station and the Met decided to send in riot equipped police. I can see it now....some copper on his radio saying "Er.....there's about 30 of em and they're gigantic! If we shoot em we'll just make em mad."

And I find it very, very amusing that the filth (slang for police) got 'thrown around like pillows'.

In the past I've made my views of British policemen very clear and dont feel the need to repeat myself.

NOTE: My views of other countries police forces are not the same......with the possible exception of the Dutch who I lump into the same 'bunch of amateurs' catagory as Britain's.

eagl · « **Reply #28 on:** April 28, 2006, 09:16:20 AM »

Having just come from the UK, and having seen the many many signs throughout Heathrow that state, in simple language, that abusive language to airport employees will not be tolerate, I'm a bit disappointed that none of snoop dogg's troupe got shot.

Hell, they capped some dude just 'cause he was wearing a bulky jacket.

I can't see the embassy working too hard on this one... I can imagine the phone call...

"we have a situation"
"what?"
"Snoop dogg got arrested at Heathrow"
"Who gives a crap? Let him rot. Save some trouble back home"
"True dat"
"lunch?"
"Yea"

lazs2 · « **Reply #29 on:** April 28, 2006, 09:59:52 AM »

well... if no rapper crappers got shot then it is a pretty boring story for me.

lazs