Cow Pie Bingo, for real.

[daddog]

Cow Pie Bingo

Tickets are on sale now!
1st prize is $1000.00!

Rules are simple.  The purchase of a ticket, ($5.00) will buy you a square. There will be several hundred squares over a large area. Each square has a number assigned.

The cow is well fed and let loose to stroll the grass.  Once a deposit is made, we have a winner.

Who says we don't have fun her in the sticks of Twain Harte?  

Oh ya, the money goes to buy uniforms to my nieces high school dance group.

Send money to:

Daddog's Hay and Feed Store
1000 Manure Dr.
Highway 108
Twain Harte CA
95383
 

[Gunthr]

Very creative idea! But be careful that nobody tries to give that cow performance enhancing drugs... you could end up with too many winners  

[Hamish]

daddog, you teach at the High school?

I'm from Calaveras  

Class of 92'

Sean "Hamish" Webber

[Rickenbacker]

But what if the cow gets nervous, and say sprays several squares, not to mention innocent bystanders...

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