Cav,
Send me your snail mail and I will send you a notepad and pencil.
I actually came out on top of one last night. A Spit XIV? rear ended my B-24 and tore one of his wings off, but I received some rudder damage. Still got the kill on the XIV? plus the 5 planes I shot down made a nice round 6.
I, too, lose most of the collisions I am involved in, whether I am the collider or the collidee.