Author Topic: Just some Good old fashioned Aviation humor  (Read 821 times)

Offline Hazard69

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Just some Good old fashioned Aviation humor
« on: May 11, 2006, 10:01:53 AM »
A child and his mom were flying XXXX airlines. The child was sitting by the window and was constantly asking his mom various questions.
Then he asked: " If cats have baby cats and dogs have baby dogs, why dont lanes have baby planes?"

Mom couldn't think of an answer and so asked him to ask the flight attendant.

So the child, with a rather serious look, asked the flight attendant: " If cats have baby cats and dogs have baby dogs, why dont lanes have baby planes?"

To this the flight attendant asked: "Did you mom tell you to ask me that?"

The child replied: "She did."

To that the flight attendant smiled and replied: " The reason that there are no baby planes is because XXXX airlines always pulls out on time. Now go ask your mom to explain that."
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Offline Kaw1000

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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2006, 10:07:26 AM »
> A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class
> section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently
> wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
>
> The   man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman
> sneezed
> again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once
> more.
>
> Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious
> about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed
> yet again.
> As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more
> than before.
>
> Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said,
> "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your
> nose
>
> and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?
>
> "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition;
> whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."
>
> The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never
> heard of that condition before" he said.   "Are you taking anything for
> it?"
>
> The woman nodded, "Pepper."
>
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Offline betty

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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2006, 11:10:55 AM »
lol....too funny

now....the questions is....is this medical condition contagious and where would i find it..hehe
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Offline Saxman

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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2006, 12:34:30 PM »
Why is it I'm suddenly reminded of the "Fake Sneeze" spoof Muppets Tonight did of When Harry Met Sally?
Ron White says you can't fix stupid. I beg to differ. Stupid will usually sort itself out, it's just a matter of making sure you're not close enough to become collateral damage.

Offline airbumba

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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2006, 12:39:25 PM »
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Originally posted by betty
lol....too funny

now....the questions is....is this medical condition contagious and where would i find it..hehe



It depends on the size of the pepper mill.   :eek:
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Offline Hammy

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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2006, 02:02:48 PM »
ok...............why are blondes like a 747?







because no matter what the paint scheme is, they ALL have a black box!

Offline ridley1

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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2006, 03:24:45 PM »
A WW2 fighter pilot is talking to a class of elementary students.....

"We were flying escort over Germany when we were jumped by all these Fokkers......"


The class breaks out in snikers and giggles......

The teacher berates the children..."Class, Behave now....Fokker is an aircraft manufacturer."

The Vet looks at her and says...."Yeah, but theses fokkers were flying Messerschmidts"

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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2006, 07:14:40 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by ridley1
A WW2 fighter pilot is talking to a class of elementary students.....

"We were flying escort over Germany when we were jumped by all these Fokkers......"


The class breaks out in snikers and giggles......

The teacher berates the children..."Class, Behave now....Fokker is an aircraft manufacturer."

The Vet looks at her and says...."Yeah, but theses fokkers were flying Messerschmidts"

:rofl :rofl :rofl  WHERE IS THE CRAZY MOM TO SLAP HIM WITH A LAW SUIT LMFAO!!!
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What utter and compete BS, quite frankly I should kick you off this bbs for this post.

The real truth is you do not like the answer.

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Offline mussie

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« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2006, 05:30:14 AM »
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Originally posted by ridley1
The Vet looks at her and says...."Yeah, but theses fokkers were flying Messerschmidts"



A classic :aok

Offline Hazard69

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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2006, 12:57:17 AM »
Heres another one....this time its a graphic
<S> Hazardus

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Offline 68Ripper

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Ironic
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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2006, 09:45:07 AM »
lmao ripper
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Offline 007Rusty

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« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2006, 11:37:52 AM »
lol :aok
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