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Offline -ammo-

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« on: August 17, 2001, 07:07:00 PM »
Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Aleve is Naproxin, Amoxil is Amoxicillen, Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for viagra and announced today they have settled on Mycoxafailin. Also considered were: Coxafloppin, Mydixarizin, Dixadud, and Limpdixafixit.
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Offline mietla

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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2001, 07:49:00 PM »
:D

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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2001, 12:44:00 AM »
LOL

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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2001, 01:19:00 AM »
Q: what are the known side effects of teenagers taking viagra?
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A: carpal tunnel syndrome

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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2001, 02:16:00 AM »
ROTFLMAO!!!!!    :D   :)

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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2001, 11:00:00 AM »
Even though I'm only 36 I have experimented with some Viagra (50 mgs) and it really does help a younger person for hours and hours of capability.

My only recommendation is do not take it unless the deal is closed, signed and sealed.

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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2001, 08:17:00 PM »
Hours and hours??? Rogwar, I think you need some Liagra  ;)
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2001, 12:43:00 AM »
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My only recommendation is do not take it unless the deal is closed, signed and sealed.

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« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2001, 01:29:00 AM »
or a bathroom door with a lock on it...

and a sandwich...

and a Coke...

and a joint...

maybe make friends with the toilet, too.

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« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2001, 02:31:00 PM »
Is it just me?  
They can cure ... uhhhh yea ... with viagra,  hair loss with rogain ... still nothing for cancer, flu, Parkinson's, ... guess more money to be made keeping folks looking good than keeping them alive?

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Guess that explains all those headaches huh!  :D
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« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2001, 11:35:00 AM »
I am not chitting you. Get yourself a 50mg Viagra tablet and take it about 30 to 40 minutes before activity. If you doon't "need" Viagra you will have a stiffy for about 6 hours and even into the the next morning sometimes.

You may go to parade rest once in awhile but can snap to attention on demand.


 
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Hours and hours??? Rogwar, I think you need some Liagra   ;)

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« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2001, 01:05:00 PM »
LOL Rogwar!!  That is the post of the day thus far :)