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Offline Zippatuh

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Help! I’m trapped in…
« on: June 16, 2001, 01:48:00 PM »
My cube and I can’t get out!

Don’t these fools here understand that I have better things to do right now then work?  With the people I have had to deal with since Friday morning I desperately want to kill something!

I feel a great deal of sympathy for all the Rooks and Bishops that I will be taking my frustrations out on.  At this moment though, I am not exactly sure when that will be.  So all of you are safe for now, but soon, so very soon, muuuaaaahahahahahaha.

Or, maybe not so soon.  :(

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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2001, 07:58:00 AM »
Top 10 Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle

#10. Being told to 'Think outside the Box' when you're in a @#$%?*
box all day long.

#9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around
to see who's behind you.

#8. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of
gunfire.

#7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a
piece of cheese!

#6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

#5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.

#4. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.

#3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.

#2. When tours come through, you get lots of peanuts thrown at you....

And the Number #1 Drawback to Working in a Cubicle:

You can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.

(one of the comments from a co-worker: As far as # 1...  You may not be able
to slam your door, but you can always hurl your monitor over the wall!)

Offline DRILL

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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2001, 09:01:00 AM »
LOL RIP GOOD 1   :D
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Offline devildawg

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« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2001, 05:36:00 PM »
LOL! hehe does anyone else remember that movie "Office Space"? You see a close up of a screwdriver removing some screws then the cubicle walls come crashing down.  :)

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« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2001, 06:24:00 PM »
Quote
anyone else remember that movie "Office Space"?

Its the holy montra of office life at Intel.  Its required viewing for any new hire.

I have the DvD and watch it once a month ;)

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Offline wpeters

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Re: Help! I’m trapped in…
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2013, 04:28:06 PM »
Top 10 Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle

#10. Being told to 'Think outside the Box' when you're in a @#$%?*
box all day long.

#9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around
to see who's behind you.

#8. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of
gunfire.

#7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a
piece of cheese!

#6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

#5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.

#4. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.

#3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.

#2. When tours come through, you get lots of peanuts thrown at you....

And the Number #1 Drawback to Working in a Cubicle:

You can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.

(one of the comments from a co-worker: As far as # 1...  You may not be able
to slam your door, but you can always hurl your monitor over the wall!)

Oh the feeling of throwing the moniter.. What a joy :x
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Offline SilverZ06

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Re: Help! I’m trapped in…
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2013, 06:07:08 PM »
You must have had to use an excavator to dig this thread up....from 12 years ago.... :confused:  :huh

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Re: Help! I’m trapped in…
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2013, 06:09:42 PM »
I'm just curious...it means wpeters had to sit down, go into the search bar, type in...something...read every thread, picked the one he liked (this one), and reply to it.

Why?

  the game is concentrated on combat, not on shaking the screen.

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Offline M0nkey_Man

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Re: Help! I’m trapped in…
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2013, 06:28:46 PM »
 :noid
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Offline gyrene81

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Re: Help! I’m trapped in…
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2013, 06:31:09 PM »
Why?
i think einstein got it right..."Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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Offline guncrasher

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Re: Help! I’m trapped in…
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2013, 06:49:31 PM »
he just found out the number #1 reason people get suspended from the bb.



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Re: Help! I’m trapped in…
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2013, 07:40:28 PM »
 :banana:
Now I'm trapped IN too :banana:


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Re: Help! I’m trapped in…
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2013, 08:21:49 PM »
Fight the power!
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Offline Drane

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Re: Help! I’m trapped in…
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2013, 08:22:27 PM »
remember in a cube farm, crop dusting is just wrong

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Offline JOACH1M

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Re: Help! I’m trapped in…
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2013, 08:24:05 PM »
I'll join in
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