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Offline rpm

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RIP Pillsbury Doughboy
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2006, 12:27:49 PM »
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RIP Pillsbury Doughboy
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2006, 03:25:47 PM »
he was a punk

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« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2006, 03:59:41 PM »
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Although they appear to be related I dont think so, you may have confused the Michelin man with the Muffin Man, you know that guy that lived on Drury Lane

I saw on E! True Hollywood Story, or else it was the Food Network were they did a biography on him.  
Doughboy and the Gingerbread man are half brothers,  Same oven, different bakers.  The muffin man is Doughboy's Uncle.

Anyway before Doughboy went to hollywood and became famous, he and Gingerbread man did a little contracting work building and renting out little gingerbread houses to the elderly.  They were doing a pretty good little business until one of the units they built was rented out by a wicked witch.  Apparently she was using the house to trap and eat unsuspecting children.  She might have got away with except for Hansel and Gretal out smarted her.  Anyway Hansel and Gretel sued Doughboy and Gingerbread man for damages and mental anguish saying they shared responsibility by building house they should have know would have attracted children and used by cannabalistic old witches.  Doughboy and Gingerbread counter-sued them for vandalism.  Neither side prevailed but Doughboy and Gingerbread man went bankrupt from the legal fees.   Doughboy went on to hollywood and the Gingerbread man lost his life during an unfortunate water crossing accident with a wolf.