Do it yourself border patrol

[eagl]

Debonair,

The rule definately applies to strip clubs in a generic, non-mexican specific way.  I've been the designated driver a few times when "the guys" wanted to go to strip clubs, and from those few trips I found that just like anywhere else you can judge the character and quality of the establishment by the character and quality of the customers.

Redneck strip clubs had girls that look like they'd been beat up.
Yuppie strip clubs had girls that looked "expensive".
Strip clubs that had incentives to bring "normal" women into the club had girls that didn't look as stressed out as otherwise typical strippers do.

By extrapolation, I suppose if you want Mexican strippers, you would go to strip clubs that had a lot of Mexicans...  So the rule still applies.

Pretty far off topic from building a fence on the border though.  At $150 per foot it seems pretty expensive when bullets are usually under $1 each and those zip-tie handcuffs are about a penny each when purchased in bulk, but of course our govt can't possibly do anything the easy way so we'll probably end up with a few stretches of border with a really expensive fence that some politician will tear down in a few years to gain political points with all the illegal immigrants who still got in anyhow and managed to stay here illegally until they met the *cough*amnesty*cough* new (proposed) citizenship rules *cough*amnesty*cough* that say illegals who break the law long enough without getting caught should get a free trip to the head of the citizenship line.

[Debonair]

what i was attempting to suggest was that if you went to a strip club full of women, the dancers was likely to look like a flannel clad defensive end

[eagl]

Ah.  Well, ok then.  Although that's like going to a Mexican restaurant and expecting to see a tamale waiting in line to order...

Mmmm tamales...

[Debonair]

that would be hillarious, or canibalism...canibalism can be pretty funny

[Toad]

Originally posted by eagl
managed to stay here illegally until they met the *cough*amnesty*cough* new (proposed) citizenship rules *cough*amnesty*cough* that say illegals who break the law long enough without getting caught should get a free trip to the head of the citizenship line.

Will it help if you think of them as the rats that figured out the fastest way through the citizenship maze?

What's in a name? That which we call amnesty
By any other word would still smell like shirt.

[eagl]

Even thinking of them as rats doesn't help because in the end, if the proposed legislation gets passed, in the next few years there will be a few million new citizens who don't speak english and who just learned the lesson that if you break the law long enough and cause enough trouble while refusing to even TRY to integrate as an "American", the government will eventually give in just to appease them.

That's a few million new "non-American" (by their choice) citizens who became citizens only because our government decided that following federal laws is for suckers.

Maybe a few million people should refuse to pay taxes for a few years, and then march on washington demanding the right to continue breaking the law when the IRS threatens action.  Now that congress has demonstrated a willingness to roll over and give amnesty, it ought to be pretty easy for a few million tax avoiders to earn a law giving THEM amnesty too.

With illegals claiming the "right" to have drivers licenses, social security, free health care, voting, etc., and congress caving in to the demands, maybe we all should claim more rights.  I personally want the right to prescribe my own medication, because my back is KILLING me.  The fact that it would be illegal and I haven't taken the required steps to earn the right to prescribe medication is apparently now just a mere technicality to be overcome by a few years of persistantly breaking the law and a protest or two.

Come to think of it, there are a lot of privledges I'd like to have the "right" to have, so maybe I should just start ignoring laws now.  Because the sooner I start ignoring laws, the sooner congress will give me amnesty.