Author Topic: Thank you very much have a nice day....:) (Read 460 times)

68DevilM · « **on:** May 31, 2006, 09:33:21 AM »

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of
Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military
action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off
America's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action
does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed
by Dell customer service reps.

It's getting ugly.

68DevilM · « **Reply #1 on:** May 31, 2006, 09:34:42 AM »

forgot to add credit card customer service reps

Saxman · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2006, 09:46:35 AM »

I didn't realize Dell HAD customer service.

TinmanX · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2006, 10:45:41 AM »

You also forgot to mention that as a result of these threats, other nations are upping their security alert status.

France for example has taken the extrodanary step of upping it's security level from "Run" to "Hide".

This means they are now at the second highest level of state security, the highest being "Surrender".

Max · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2006, 10:47:15 AM »

TFF!!!!

Simaril · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2006, 10:52:14 AM »

Italy's increased their alert level from "shout loudly and excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".

Here's where the international security level jokes came from

68Ripper · « **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2006, 12:22:05 PM »

Dell has service Reps??

StarOfAfrica2 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 31, 2006, 12:41:28 PM »

I think he meant Microsoft tech support.

BBQ_Bob · « **Reply #8 on:** May 31, 2006, 01:33:23 PM »

Now for something completely different....

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

AlGorithm · « **Reply #9 on:** May 31, 2006, 05:09:01 PM »

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StarOfAfrica2 wrote;
I think he meant Microsoft tech support.

http://www.imperfect-by-design.com/main.shtml

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007Rusty · « **Reply #10 on:** May 31, 2006, 06:20:47 PM »

LMFAO

navajoboy · « **Reply #11 on:** June 01, 2006, 11:30:59 AM »

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Just for your info:
You ever do any Rich Text Format development in Java?

http://bugs.sun.com/bugdatabase/view_bug.do?bug_id=4723383
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A DESCRIPTION OF THE PROBLEM :
The javax.swing.JEditorPane is supposed to handle rtf
documents through the usage of
javax.swing.text.rtf.RTFEdito rKit , however the JEditorPane
documentation mentions that support for rtf is limited,
also the RTFEditorKit documentation says that this class
wasn't written by the swing team. I have found a bug
(4261277) dating Aug 10, 1999 which addressed the same
issue and was closed as "will not fix" the reason
was "We're not likely to get to it any time soon, and thus
I'm closing
this out as will not fix.
" !!
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which is worst? will not fix or defective by design?

Naso · « **Reply #12 on:** June 01, 2006, 11:37:01 AM »

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Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from "isolationism" to "find another oil-rich nation in the middle east ripe for regime change". Their remaining higher alert states are "attack the world" and "beg the British for help".

LOL