Canada is preparing to dominate the world!

[Yeager]

I read it on the web.  check it out:

http://cwd.ptbcanadian.com/

[AlGorithm]

Look! They are massing on the border!

[lasersailor184]

Canada should one day just attack a country.  Man, no one would see that coming.  The greatest military coup in all of history.  Lay low for 250 years, then one day up and take... TURKEY.  Just show up and say, "We're taking it *****es!  And we're naming it chicken you *******s!"

[vorticon]

the increased mass along the border isnt canadians looking south, its ultra democratic americans looking north, but they cant take the cold, or the lumberjacks

[Yeager]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
     He's a lumberjack and he's okay
     He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
     He cuts down trees...
     He's a lumberjack...

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
     He cuts down trees...
     He's a lumberjack...

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
     He cuts down trees...
     He's a lumberjack...

[SMIDSY]

Originally posted by lasersailor184
Canada should one day just attack a country.  Man, no one would see that coming.  The greatest military coup in all of history.  Lay low for 250 years, then one day up and take... TURKEY.  Just show up and say, "We're taking it *****es!  And we're naming it chicken you *******s!"

ooooooooooo. gotta call it! shame, sailor, stealing from comedians for your own selfish gains.

[lasersailor184]

Crap, meant to throw quotes around that.  Jeremy Hotz is very funny though.