Author Topic: So THAT'S what Tora, Tora, Tora means... (Read 1093 times)

SirLoin · « **Reply #15 on:** June 03, 2006, 05:23:31 AM »

Confucius says:Man who sleep on highway often wake up with run-down feeling.

Jackal1 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 03, 2006, 09:39:21 AM »

Confucious say.........One who springs on innerspring this spring get offspring next spring.

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 03, 2006, 12:39:10 PM »

Confucious says alot.....

storch · « **Reply #18 on:** June 03, 2006, 12:53:02 PM »

confucious goes to eye doctor, eye doctor say confucious, you have cataracs. confucious say no doctor confucious no have cataracs confucious have rincoln continentars.

Octavius · « **Reply #19 on:** June 03, 2006, 01:03:07 PM »

man with four balls no can walk

RTSigma · « **Reply #20 on:** June 03, 2006, 02:05:08 PM »

Confucious say man with hands in pants feel cocky all day

Blooz · « **Reply #21 on:** June 03, 2006, 08:28:27 PM »

Confucious say, "Women like piano. If not upright are grand."

red26 · « **Reply #22 on:** June 04, 2006, 03:56:00 AM »

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #23 on:** June 04, 2006, 04:22:00 AM »

Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

Wait... that last one not funny...

Sundowner · « **Reply #24 on:** June 04, 2006, 09:23:31 AM »

Confucious say, "Man who follows path of swine, soon steps in hog crap."

Regards
Sun

Urchin · « **Reply #25 on:** June 04, 2006, 10:30:51 AM »

Quote

Originally posted by storch
confucious goes to eye doctor, eye doctor say confucious, you have cataracs. confucious say no doctor confucious no have cataracs confucious have rincoln continentars.

Oh man, Ok, I liked that one.

red26 · « **Reply #26 on:** June 19, 2006, 03:45:24 PM »

That was a great one

straffo · « **Reply #27 on:** June 19, 2006, 04:08:27 PM »

Confucius say : if you want to tickle a tiger ... use a very long stick.

Treize69 · « **Reply #28 on:** June 19, 2006, 04:10:36 PM »

Confucius say rape sound impossible- woman with skirt pulled up should run faster than man with pants pulled down.

xrtoronto · « **Reply #29 on:** June 19, 2006, 04:34:29 PM »

Confucius say, "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to
it."