TheTest Pilot leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a X-15, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and discusses policy with God.
The Instructor Pilot leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a SR-71, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if it is calm, and talks to God.
The Pilot leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable wind conditions, is almost as powerful as an F-4, nearly as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water of an indoor pool, and talks to God if a special request is approved.
The Training Pilot leaves high marks when attempting to leap short buildings, loses a tug of war with a F-86 aircraft, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occasionally addressed by God.
The Basic Pilot can barely clear a camping tent, is run over by a single engine aircraft, sometimes recognizes a speeding bullet, can dog paddle, and sometimes overhears what God is saying to others.
The Soloed Pilot runs into buildings, recognizes a Cessna 172 two out of three times, has never seen a speeding bullet, can stay afloat if properly instructed, and reads about what God has said.
The Non-Soloed Pilot falls over door-sills when trying to enter buildings, says "look at the airplanes", wets himself with a water pistol, and looks at pictures in the Bible.
The Mechanic lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks airplanes out of hangars, chews speeding bullets after catching them with his teeth, and freezes water with a single glance ...HE IS GOD!
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!!! Heater !!!
Shit Happens All The Time
"If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a UNIX user to show you how it's done."
[This message has been edited by Heater (edited 02-09-2001).]
