in windows, click on START, then go "run".
Type dxdiag in the command line and press enter. This will open a new window with the DXdiag interface. Wait till its done with its checking, then click on "Save all information". This will save the result of the test in a txt file. Copy paste the first third into your post.
Meatwad, im not sure what your post is supposed to accomplish. Its not funny.