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Offline FUNKED1

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« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2006, 03:54:26 PM »
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Yup.. He had placed an order for 1000.000 camels and 4000.000 waterskiis.
Thats how the CIA found out he was up to no good. Apparently he was feeding the camels with some bad watermelon and what came out the back end was some nasty WMD propellant that was sure to give the camel cavalry the speed needed to get them on their way over to your backyard :D


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« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2006, 03:58:45 PM »
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can't see the forest for the trees ...

time will show he ranks in the top


Or better yet:

Can't see the WMD's for all the sand............

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« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2006, 04:06:27 PM »
I'd say pretty good.  His weak immigration policies and inability to deal with an iron fist with real no-do-gooders demotes him from "Really Good".
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« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2006, 04:13:53 PM »
lol Funked.

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« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2006, 06:19:49 PM »
Harrumph!

I thought this thread was gonna be about nekkid chicks:cool:

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« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2006, 06:42:20 PM »
Greaterest.

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« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2006, 06:58:16 PM »
Greatest puppet Pres ever
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« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2006, 11:23:09 PM »
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush face a firing squad in a
small Central American country.  Bill Clinton is first placed against
the wall and  just before the order to shoot him is given, he yells,
"Earthquake!"  The firing squad falls into a panic and Bill jumps over
the wall and escapes in the confusion.

     Al Gore is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is
reassembled and Al ponders what his old boss has done. Before the order
to shoot is given, Al yells, "Tsunami!" Again the squad falls apart and
Al slips over the wall.
     
     The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He is
thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over
the wall."  As the firing squad reassembles and the rifles rise in his
direction, that famous smirk comes over his face and he yells, "Fire!"

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« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2006, 12:29:28 AM »
lol
Saw
Dirty, nasty furriner.

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« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2006, 12:31:37 AM »


 Look at what Bush did!

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« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2006, 12:42:26 AM »
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  Hey! That kid's stealing the economy!

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« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2006, 01:14:29 AM »
that poor kid looks pathetic.  who ****ed up his bike?  Bush??  that bastard :mad:
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« Reply #27 on: June 08, 2006, 04:36:06 AM »
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Great president?
Or Greatest president?


(Checks Calendar...) Well, he's the greatest ever! :D
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« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2006, 09:41:11 AM »
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Originally posted by AlGorithm
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  Hey! That kid's stealing the economy!


and my bike!
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« Reply #29 on: June 09, 2006, 05:03:26 PM »
I firmly believe that the single greatest thing this country can do to relive the treat of terrorism, both here and across the world, is to parade Bush (hell both of them) Clinton and their ilk down Pennsylvania Avenue for the criminals they truly are.  If the world sees this, they may realize that things have changed and will not be quite so (rightly) pissed at us.  

Aside from the blatantly criminal actions perpetrated by these monsters that have been justified under the grey matter of international law, they perpetrate many injustices on the American people, such as:

Government agencies (CIA and others) dealing drugs while our treasury is run dry by the drug war.

Huge amounts of money going unaccounted for from the national budged, but especially from the military budget.

Giving out no-bid contracts to companies that administratons officials have stock options in, enriching themselfves and leaving our troops without body armor.

And the big one to top them all (brace yourself):

George Bush and his criminal cabal directly perpetrate international terrorism.  I'd refer everyone to fromthewilderness.com for a starting point, but there are many others who have researched the attacks of Sept. 11th.  It was far more than negligence.  Bush, Cheney and a small handfull of others actively planned and coordinated the attacks, even as they were happening.  This has been proven with documentary and other physical and unchallenged evidence.  If you don't believe this is possible, look into it for yourself.  Don't take my word for it.
Remember, Osama bin Laden can't schedule wargames for the US military, NORAD or the FAA.  Not sure what I'm refferencing?  Look into it for yourself.

The American people and our fellow citizens of the world deserve justice.  Lets all band together to throw all these bastards out of office, regardless of party affiliation.  

Oh, and AlGorithm, thats hillarious!
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