Professor Schwitzer had been working for many years on a longevity serum for dolphins and had just about given up hope, when it came to his attention from scientific articles that research had been done on a specific seagull found only in Africa that possessed longivity genes.
The doctor quickly arranged a trip to Nigeria, where this species of seagull was known to habitate. After several weeks of grueling travel through the wilderness, he at last collected several seagulls, and was in the process of bringing them back to his laboratory when he encountered a ferocious lion in his path. The good doctor collected the seagulls in a sack and cut down a small tree with which he made a stout and sturdy pole...to pole vault over the lion so he could continue homeward. He vaulted over the lion, and....
At this point of his journey, he was arrested by the Nigerian police for transporting gulls across the state lion for immortal porposes.
Les
