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Offline flakbait

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How many people....
« on: October 24, 2000, 12:51:00 PM »
Saw this and thought of here:

 
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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in cyberspace?...

1 to successfully change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.

41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.

109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb.

203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this list, saying that, "We are all using light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list."

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brands of light bulb work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and to post corrected URLs.

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list, which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.

33 to collate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."

12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me three."

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.

47 to say that this is just what this list was meant for, leave it here.

143 votes for a new list alt.lite.bulb.

38 votes proclaiming the advantages in using vintage light bulbs.

It's all true!!!!




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« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2000, 12:58:00 PM »
Hehe, good one Delta7!

Offline Maverick

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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2000, 05:51:00 PM »
 
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Originally posted by flakbait:
Saw this and thought of here:

 It's all true!!!!



Flak ya missed a couple.


15  to complain that the bulbs are too "uber"

12 to complain that the bulbs are undermodeled

1 to state that the bulb will need changing only when you can explain what you definition of "is" is in stating the light bulb is dead.

1  to state that he invented the lightbulb by sponsoring legislation about it as a ghost writer in 1986.

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