President's Daily Briefing

[AlGorithm]

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazillian soldiers had been killed in Iraq. To everyones amazement, all the  color drained from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in  hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

Finally he composed himself and  asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a  brazillian?"

[Holden McGroin]

Now you take my wife... please!

[Bronk]

Originally posted by AlGorithm
Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazillian soldiers had been killed in Iraq. To everyones amazement, all the  color drained from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in  hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

Finally he composed himself and  asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a  brazillian?"

Now will you claim that you made this up just like your namesake does with everything?


Bronk

[Holden McGroin]

Originally posted by Bronk
Now will you claim that you made this up just like your namesake does with everything?


Bronk

Hey! This was an old joke thread....   Stay on topic!

[Captain Virgil Hilts]

Al Gore IS an old joke. That on topic enough for you?

[Bronk]

Dang savage got it first.






Bronk

[Bronk]

Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Hey! This was an old joke thread....   Stay on topic!

Also AlGorithm is an old joke with a different name .



Bronk

[AWMac]

"Sheesh, Remember to tip the waitresses in here, no wonder they're so pisssed... tuff crowd..." "They couldn't have been stiffed more than if they served drinks in a Morgue I tell ya...."

Mac

[Saintaw]

lol