Redneck Birth Control
After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that was enough,
as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his
doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to
have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure
called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A
less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb
(fireworks are legal in Arkansas), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold
the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I
may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a
cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me,"
said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he
paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his
other hand.
**This procedure also works in Tennessee, Alabama, Virginia, Mississippi,
and West Virginia. FLORIDA just made the list. This is now pending in New York given their ultra relaxed residency standards.
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