Can you figure out this request?

[flakbait]

TO: Admiral HiTech
From: CPO Flakbait

Liberty watermelon signed by local CO. Request permission to take an LCPL out for an FGT. If permission not granted for use of LCPL, request use of an LST for 24 hours. Purpose is having an FGT with fellow pilots, booze will be provided at Supply Officer's expense. Foresaid supply of booze has been confirmed.

Signed:


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Can you figure it out? hehehhehe



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Flakbait
Delta 6's Flight School
"My art is the wings of an aircraft through the skies, my music the deep hum of a prop as it slices the air, my thrill the thunder of guns tearing asunder an enemy plane."
Flakbait
19 September 2000

[Sancho]

Chief,

Why are you jumping the chain by routing your watermelon directly to the admiral?  And why are you taking out a Lance Corporal for a f*ching good time?    Ain't that fraternizing?  And shouldn't you not be telling us this kind of info???  After all, we didn't ask!    Keep up the boozing and you'll end up in Level 3... don't say I didn't warn you.

PO2 Sancho

[Hamish]

Chief, I must recommend against putting that watermelon in , because the admiral will view it as fraternization, and would probably start askin some probing questions about your relationship with the Lance Corporal.
     As your subordinate, i cannot Tell you not to put that watermelon in, but, as a first class it's my job to keep you out of trouble. What the Admiral doesn't know about won't hurt him, besides, i know some guys in the motor pool, Harbour Ops, and in supply, who can hook you right up.  

P.S. Marines are good for somethin sometimes!

PO1 Hamish!

[This message has been edited by Hamish (edited 10-31-2000).]

[flakbait]

 

Originally posted by me:
TO: Admiral HiTech
From: CPO Flakbait

Liberty watermelon signed by local CO. Request permission to take an LCPL out for an FGT. If permission not granted for use of LCPL, request use of an LST for 24 hours. Purpose is having an FGT with fellow pilots, booze will be provided at Supply Officer's expense. Foresaid supply of booze has been confirmed.

Signed:

What I asked for guys was use of a Landing Craft; Personal Launch [LCPL] to take a bunch of guys out for a F&@(^!*& Good Time. If I couldn't get an LCPL, I wanted to use an LST [Landing Ship; Tank] for the party. Hopefully  the Admiral will join us for the party, which is why I sent my watermelon to him.

And I thought Airdales had low IQs, geez now my own guys don't even wanna party!




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Flakbait
Delta 6's Flight School
"My art is the wings of an aircraft through the skies, my music the deep hum of a prop as it slices the air, my thrill the thunder of guns tearing asunder an enemy plane."
Flakbait
19 September 2000

[Sancho]

Heh, no worries Cheifareeno.  It ain't that we don't want to party, it's just that we learned early on in our naval careers:  it's easier to beg for forgiveness than to axe for permission.