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Offline London

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« Reply #45 on: June 24, 2006, 03:10:53 PM »
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Mother asks daughter, "Jenny, have you seen my sewing needle?"
Daughter replies, "Of course mother, it's where we always leave them, in Johnny's face!"
ha lol

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« Reply #46 on: June 24, 2006, 03:19:57 PM »
I'd like to see what would happen if you put this guy through an MRI scanner.

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« Reply #47 on: June 24, 2006, 03:34:25 PM »
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I'd like to see what would happen if you put this guy through an MRI scanner.


 He'd prolly blow into chunks like unreal tournament.
Lets keep the stupid to a minimum.
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« Reply #48 on: June 24, 2006, 09:31:18 PM »
In the weeks following the start of the reconstructive surgery, Nigel's doubts about the authenticity of his plastic surgeon's credentials were shown to be well founded.

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« Reply #49 on: June 24, 2006, 10:38:06 PM »
"Is anyone paying attention to me yet?!?"
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« Reply #50 on: June 25, 2006, 06:38:34 AM »
c'mon guys.  If you were on a desert island, would ya?

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« Reply #51 on: June 25, 2006, 08:23:47 AM »
If "she" has that much metal on her face, I really hate to see what its like down there. Probabally looks like a keychain, every step she takes you hear "jingle jingle"
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« Reply #52 on: June 26, 2006, 06:16:40 PM »
Just think of meeting that in a dark prison cell. Or in an alley UH I hope not ever for me.
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