Author Topic: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus (Read 1241 times)

Hangtime · « **Reply #15 on:** October 29, 2001, 03:22:00 PM »

SOB... whot in hell is dat in the center of the grille?

Looks like the 'package' on a gay models boston ball strangler bathing suit.

Ahhh... issit a wench? I applaud if it is.... always wanted to get the squeak to ride out there.

Or issit a plow? Again; I applaud... always wanted a hundai poker package on my grille.

Then again... mebbe Rip should worry... if that's a Secret Service ride, he'll never make the toll booth.

SOB · « **Reply #16 on:** October 29, 2001, 08:44:00 PM »

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Originally posted by rosco-:
He just has to drive past a gas station and hes home free

I'd laugh at that, if I could!

SOB

sling322 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 30, 2001, 02:27:00 AM »

WTF is a bimmer?!?! Shouldnt it be a Beemer or maybe even Beamer?

Geez Creamo...you better not ever come to the con. HTC will have to rent a bigger space just for the line of people that have threatened to beat your ass.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #18 on:** October 30, 2001, 07:21:00 AM »

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Originally posted by sling322:
WTF is a bimmer?!?! Shouldnt it be a Beemer or maybe even Beamer?

Geez Creamo...you better not ever come to the con. HTC will have to rent a bigger space just for the line of people that have threatened to beat your ass.

Let me be perfectly clear that I am a non-violent person (But one can avenge in many other ways than violence!

)

skernsk · « **Reply #19 on:** October 30, 2001, 07:29:00 AM »

Heh....this thread is amusing...keep it up please

Every once in a while two of the heavy weights go at it.....

moose · « **Reply #20 on:** October 30, 2001, 08:31:00 AM »

bimmer is the actual way to spell the nickname 'beamer'.

i dunno if you pronounce it that way but a friend used to have a bmw and was real anal about spelling it right.

R4M · « **Reply #21 on:** October 30, 2001, 08:37:00 AM »

Secret to success in RAM's eyes:

-Never take anything Creamo says seriously. Or near. In fact, forget Creamo as a "thinking" "Sensible" entity; but think of "it" as an UBB-bot-Dork which only exists in cyberspace.

Seems about the only thing you lack to be happy, Ripsnort

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Fatty · « **Reply #22 on:** October 30, 2001, 09:05:00 AM »

Weren't bee... beam... bimm... BMWs designed for 16 year old girls with too much makeup?

skernsk · « **Reply #23 on:** October 30, 2001, 09:07:00 AM »

DAm...Rip if I start tardtalking will you buy me airfare to the con?!?!?!

Ripsnort · « **Reply #24 on:** October 30, 2001, 09:09:00 AM »

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Originally posted by Fatty:
Weren't bee... beam... bimm... BMWs designed for 16 year old girls with too much makeup?

That's the effect, not the cause...BMW's are a chick magnet, the younger, the more agressive. Fortunatly, my bald head wards them away in a hurry!

Vrrrrooom!

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SOB · « **Reply #25 on:** October 30, 2001, 09:25:00 AM »

Look at that picture...even the car is light in the loafers!

SOB

Rendar · « **Reply #26 on:** October 30, 2001, 11:09:00 AM »

It's so ugly, the ground repels it!

Ripsnort · « **Reply #27 on:** October 30, 2001, 11:24:00 AM »

F4U is ugly too, and Japan was repelled by it, what was your point again?

Regurge · « **Reply #28 on:** October 30, 2001, 02:29:00 PM »

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Originally posted by moose:
bimmer is the actual way to spell the nickname 'beamer'.

i dunno if you pronounce it that way but a friend used to have a bmw and was real anal about spelling it right.

Yeah, if yer really anal about it bimmer is the car and beamer is the motorcycle.

Hangtime · « **Reply #29 on:** October 30, 2001, 03:30:00 PM »

I thought buying either pretty much puts the proud new owner in the 'anal' basket.