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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2001, 03:22:00 PM »
SOB... whot in hell is dat in the center of the grille?

Looks like the 'package' on a gay models boston ball strangler bathing suit.

Ahhh... issit a wench? I applaud if it is.... always wanted to get the squeak to ride out there.

Or issit a plow? Again; I applaud... always wanted a hundai poker package on my grille.

Then again... mebbe Rip should worry... if that's a Secret Service ride, he'll never make the toll booth.

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« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2001, 08:44:00 PM »
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He just has to drive past a gas station and hes home free   :D

I'd laugh at that, if I could!   :eek:   :)


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« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2001, 02:27:00 AM »
WTF is a bimmer?!?!  Shouldnt it be a Beemer or maybe even Beamer?  

Geez Creamo...you better not ever come to the con.  HTC will have to rent a bigger space just for the line of people that have threatened to beat your ass.   :D

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« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2001, 07:21:00 AM »
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WTF is a bimmer?!?!  Shouldnt it be a Beemer or maybe even Beamer?  

Geez Creamo...you better not ever come to the con.  HTC will have to rent a bigger space just for the line of people that have threatened to beat your ass.    :D

Let me be perfectly clear that I am a non-violent person (But one can avenge in many other ways than violence!  ;) )

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« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2001, 07:29:00 AM »
Heh....this thread is amusing...keep it up please :)

Every once in a while two of the heavy weights go at it.....

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« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2001, 08:31:00 AM »
bimmer is the actual way to spell the nickname 'beamer'.

i dunno if you pronounce it that way but a friend used to have a bmw and was real anal about spelling it right.
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« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2001, 08:37:00 AM »
Secret to success in RAM's eyes:


-Never take anything Creamo says seriously. Or near. In fact, forget Creamo as a "thinking" "Sensible" entity; but think of "it" as an UBB-bot-Dork which only exists in cyberspace.

Seems about the only thing you lack to be happy, Ripsnort   ;)

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« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2001, 09:05:00 AM »
Weren't bee... beam... bimm... BMWs designed for 16 year old girls with too much makeup?

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« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2001, 09:07:00 AM »
DAm...Rip if I start tardtalking will you buy me airfare to the con?!?!?!

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« Reply #24 on: October 30, 2001, 09:09:00 AM »
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Weren't bee... beam... bimm... BMWs designed for 16 year old girls with too much makeup?

That's the effect, not the cause...BMW's are a chick magnet, the younger, the more agressive.  Fortunatly, my bald head wards them away in a hurry!


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« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2001, 09:25:00 AM »
Look at that picture...even the car is light in the loafers!   :D


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« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2001, 11:09:00 AM »
It's so ugly, the ground repels it!

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« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2001, 11:24:00 AM »
F4U is ugly too, and Japan was repelled by it, what was your point again?  :D

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« Reply #28 on: October 30, 2001, 02:29:00 PM »
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bimmer is the actual way to spell the nickname 'beamer'.

i dunno if you pronounce it that way but a friend used to have a bmw and was real anal about spelling it right.

Yeah, if yer really anal about it bimmer is the car and beamer is the motorcycle.

Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2001, 03:30:00 PM »
I thought buying either pretty much puts the proud new owner in the 'anal' basket.  :)
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