'Cause it weren't invented in the U.S.
Like much of what you have / enjoy / consume, it came from somewhere else.
So, don't be blaming the U.S. because you don't agree with what something is called. It wasn't yours to name.
I thought it was common knowledge that all good things in America were invented / designed / thought up / and polished for export by Canadians.
Keerist! Next thing you know you'll be taking credit for the Apollo missions, and complaining because they weren't called the "Back Bacon to the Stars" missions!
sheesh.
ahhh geeeez..I crack me up.
RTR