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Offline Saintaw

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« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2006, 03:33:45 AM »
Used to be COAD... but now, most of the time is filled with invoices, functional and technical designs writing so... PEN PUSHING!
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Offline Phaser11

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« Reply #31 on: July 10, 2006, 06:14:52 AM »
Pergatory (spelling)

There are two lines in my office.

Line one; Those who want to yell at me (Many people in the line)
Line two; Those who want to be nice to me (never been anyone in this line)

Remember.
 Everyday is Monday
 If someone is being nice to you they want something
 It's my fault all your icons vanished off your desktop
 I have been married for 25 years now, there is no deth penalty in my state, so if I would have shot her I would have been on parols 5 years now.
 and last be not least,

"In Detroit, no one can here you screem"

I HATE my job.
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Offline straffo

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« Reply #32 on: July 10, 2006, 06:34:51 AM »
Bug herder.

Coad seeder.
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Offline Nwbie

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« Reply #33 on: July 10, 2006, 01:05:24 PM »
Chuck Norris

Cuz every day I go home feeling like I got my *** kicked


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Offline 101ABN

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« Reply #34 on: July 10, 2006, 02:54:17 PM »
Nightmare.... at the present time..

Pain in the arse in about 3 months.
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« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2006, 03:05:55 PM »
You dunt want to know.  :)
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Offline icemaw

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« Reply #36 on: July 10, 2006, 03:23:13 PM »
the 13th level of hell
my chair is a pitch fork my desk a block of molten rock me head feels like a bunch of jackhammers are piercing my skull and well anymore even cold filtered water gives me heart burn and to top it all off business has gotten so bad i cant even pay my bills anymore


 but other than that is pretty kewl
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Offline Masherbrum

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« Reply #37 on: July 10, 2006, 03:30:22 PM »
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Originally posted by Nash
Lol....

:rofl

That's too bad though.... because I really liked the idea of somebody calling his "job" Jesus.

Damn...

But whatever. Play along Toad. His job was jesus. Your job was what?


Levon Helm was the subject of the tune.
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Offline Pongo

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« Reply #38 on: July 10, 2006, 06:20:52 PM »
Hold me closer Tony Danza.
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« Reply #39 on: July 10, 2006, 07:08:18 PM »
I call my job GREAT!!!!  I call my self LUCKY!!!!! I call America THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH!!!!!!  I call Nash... er .... I had better stop there.
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Offline awrabbit

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« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2006, 08:44:28 PM »
I call my job  day care  for mentally disterbed mechanics with the minds of

14 year old little girls who like to b*tch about stoopid stuff all day.
its too hot , its raining, so and so took my  tools, i cant find the parts that i need <----- 99% of the time i walk out and show them the part in about a second

I have one mechanic that asks me why whenever i ask him to do something ( just like a 3 year old ) kinda wanna strangle him after the third why  uhhg !

another one that does the complete opposit of something that i need him to do. and screws that up. been in this biz for 20 years. ( he knows it all )

and another one that gets lost in a place tha the has worked in for 2 years.  then comes in my office and says ( i cant find any equipment to work on !!! ( we have 2500 units in our yard as of this morning. )

my afternoon guy brought in a TV lol !!!! ( getting bunches of work done on that shift !)

so now the  rest of the crew spend extra time in the break room watching their favorite shows durring the day sheesh ! i walked in there today and had to turn it off .... dr phil was very interesting to them .


so, hope ya get the picture because i could desribe the rest but it is more of the same

it is like a weird kind of day care  where the kids get paid ( very well i might add )

but, for the most part it is a pretty cool job. and the best part is i do not have to work in the heat anymore and i am really liking the thought that i will not have to work in the Michigan winter . i will be the one in the office telling the rest of the crew to get their butts back out there all the while i am sipping hot coffee and soaking up the heat.

while they freeze their butts off.


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Offline Dichotomy

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« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2006, 09:08:06 PM »
I just call my job 'hell'

simple, straight to the point, and when I leave in the morning my beloved and wonderful wife can tell me to go there with a smile on her face and be literal at the same time.

Speaking of I think I'll go engage in a little combat maneuvering with her right now :D
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Offline Pooh21

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« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2006, 09:12:05 PM »
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Originally posted by Dichotomy


Speaking of I think I'll go engage in a little combat maneuvering with her right now :D
Do you prefer HOs or diving in from behind?
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« Reply #43 on: July 11, 2006, 01:20:03 PM »
lol rabbit i know how you feel i am the parts manager at a chrysler jeep store
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Offline Dichotomy

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« Reply #44 on: July 11, 2006, 03:48:20 PM »
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Originally posted by Pooh21
Do you prefer HOs or diving in from behind?


whatever the situation calls for but the engagement is usually successful no matter what tactic I employ :D
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