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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2006, 09:22:49 AM »
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sorry... could not resist that one...>


np.. i guess it was just close to heart ;)

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« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2006, 07:54:50 PM »
Well,

So far, no luck. Funny thing is I went down to the Naval base today and ran into my boss Admiral David Bill. The dude started searching Eva's car for the wallet for 10 mins. Couldn't hold myself back from laughing - god love the guy. He's gonna be giving her away at the wedding this September since her parents can't make it across the pond. We're gonna give it a week or so, she's got her home address and that inside so hopefully if someone honest comes across it will send it the the mail box. But after 2 weeks, we'll just ponyup the cash for a replacement card.

Life lesson I guess.

S!

Wolf


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« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2006, 07:58:51 PM »
you are lucky
1/4'' dent on ford expedition rear bumper  - 1700$
new bumper for  ford explorer  1200$
who had worse week?

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« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2006, 09:23:02 PM »
Well,

Strange twist - we went back to the Safeway which yesterday said they didn't have anything. So I gave them my military ID which I said would be on the front panel of hers. And out they come with it.

Fancy that.

Poor Agnes :( Give her a hug Ramzey and i'll help with the bumper.

Wolf


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« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2006, 08:15:38 AM »
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Heh clearly Wolfies Wife doesnt surf here


Heh, don't be so sure :-)

Alex, tell to Eva, that she didn't lost it. She "proebala" it. :-)

Estel.

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« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2006, 09:16:10 AM »
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. She "proebala" it. :-)



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« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2006, 10:35:36 AM »
Estel, please log on as yourself next time.

Mietla, hehe, Slavonic languages are quite similar ;)

I chated with Eva on ICQ yesterday. Now I am in black. :( Another illusion dead. I thought that only here in Moscow police/militia can stop you and check your papers and registration, and in the US you don't have to always carry your ID papers :(

From chat with Eva: I said that last time I had my papers checked by Militia was 3 years ago, and I was so drunk that I could barely stand, and Eva said that in CA when "our grey friends" see you drunk in the street - they hold you and check for your criminal record...

I have heard horror-stories ;) about California, where you can't drink beer in the street and can't smoke in pubs, but checking anyone who's drunk for criminal record?... Maybe it's paradise on Earth, and cops don't have naything else to do?... I remember being stopped by a Militia sergeant in the subway several years ago and spending two hours in a cage talking with him, but then he said: "OK, you are sober enough now not to fall under a train, so go away and good luck!" :D And it's Moscow fascist militia! In 2002 they stopped me and Greg Guerrera (Leonid), and I had to bribe them because I had an old Soviet passport and Greg didn't have official Moscow-city registration... I couldn't imagine that a US citizen can be fined and arrested for being in Moscow without registration, like some Tajik illegal immigrant...

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« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2006, 11:05:33 AM »
oh Pavel you just dont get it.

thats BS, noone here will stop you if you not brake law
But if you run over red light or speeding, expect to be stoped and pay ticket.
Thay chk criminal background, so what? Its better to chk 1000 then let run away one criminal.


SO, hands off from CA, if you dont like you can not come :P

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« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2006, 11:32:50 AM »
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Estel, please log on as yourself next time.



Really I forgot about login :-) But in a minute later I added a remark :-)

V armii net slova "poterial". V armii est' slovo "proebal" :-)

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« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2006, 12:13:47 PM »
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oh Pavel you just dont get it.

thats BS, noone here will stop you if you not brake law
But if you run over red light or speeding, expect to be stoped and pay ticket.
Thay chk criminal background, so what? Its better to chk 1000 then let run away one criminal.


SO, hands off from CA, if you dont like you can not come :P


It's like drinking in the funeral (for an illusion) and suddenly discovering that a person you mourn is alive :)

BTW, here they check papers to simply extort money from illegals from Caucasus and Central Asia. Last time I got stopped was on June 12th, "Russia Independance day" (what a nonsence), by a crew of a private, yefreytor (senior soldier) and a rotweiler as a commander. They tried to arrest me for drinking beer in the subway, but let me go after i said that i want them to get me to the line-militia station and do all the paper-work. They understood that i'll not simply pay them and let me go.

"You have an open can of beer!"
"Well, it doesn't mean that I drink it, look, i have a book in another hand, it's open too, but I don't read it right now, while talking to you!"
"You'll tell this to a sergeant in a police-station!"
"OK, let's go there!"
"Mmmm... We think that we'll issue a warning by a word of mouth"...
And a rotweiler leads them away to their designated position.

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