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Offline fuzeman

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« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2006, 09:05:54 AM »
Funny, but remember...

"Chuck Norris enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it.
Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal. "

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Oh, and, btw, tell him he was as ugly as hell without beard!


"Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. "
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« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2006, 10:08:37 AM »
:aok :rofl

Chuckism.
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« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2006, 10:13:40 AM »
:rofl :rofl

Thanx for the laugh Nopoop.


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« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2006, 10:56:16 AM »
You watch too much "Saved by the Bell" Nopoop

:rofl


Just so ya know, I left my tv on last night to awake to "saved by the bell" episode where they were interviwing chuck norris almost exactly the way nopoop wrote this.  

THAT IS A fluff'n COINCEDENCE.
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« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2006, 11:36:41 AM »
Hey poop... ifluff'n you don't mind me calling you poop, as I see everyone else has been, but i'd understand ifluff'n you just wanted me to call yas by the other name, but I seem to find the poop thing kinda more persoanl like... :D

anyways poops.... where have ya been? we've missed ya on the skinning team... :D
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« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2006, 12:00:38 PM »
I SHOT DOWN CHUCK NORRIS!!!


not more than a month ago i shot chuck down in his spit9!!!



no chit!



i lock all my doors and windows now, and keep three treained kill gaurd dogs incase of recriminations.


I would also like to request that HT lengthens the ammount of letter for the CPIDs, 'SYSTEM: you shot down CHCKNRIS #1' dont look the same as the full name would.


'SYSTEM: You shot down Chuck Norris #1' would be sweet.
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« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2006, 12:17:01 PM »
If Chuck Norris ever actually submitted a fact on this web site, it would be the last thing you ever read because it would literally come through the screen and snap your neck.

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Offline fuzeman

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« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2006, 02:00:22 PM »
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I SHOT DOWN CHUCK NORRIS!!!

'SYSTEM: You shot down Chuck Norris #1' would be sweet.


Careful there. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

And I bet if you really killed Mr. Norris, seeing that mesage would be powerful enough to cause blindness.
Or Mr. Norris might even poke two fingers out of your screen into your eye's ala The Three Stooges and blind you. Either or, same result it blinds you.

Also, if Mr. Norris landed some kills I'm most certain the host system message would actually expand and say 'Chuck Norris landed XXX kills.'

Then again, when Mr. Norris enters an arena and doesn't like the map, the state of the war, the whining on ch200 he gives a roundhouse kick and boots everyone and resets the arena.
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« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2006, 06:20:49 PM »
Oh my gosh. That gave me the best laugh I have had in a month!

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« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2006, 07:09:24 PM »
Too funny



:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline 332nd outlaw

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« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2006, 12:24:41 AM »
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Then again, when Mr. Norris enters an arena and doesn't like the map, the state of the war, the whining on ch200 he gives a roundhouse kick and boots everyone and resets the arena.


so your saying he is skuzzy :)


i wondered what he did for money now adays
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« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2006, 01:00:54 AM »
Yeah, thanks for the laugh nopoop! :rofl
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« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2006, 01:06:46 AM »
Hey Nododo,

Give me a shout sometime. I need your help with some photos/art work.

Thanks... Oz
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« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2006, 08:29:52 AM »
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Then again, when Mr. Norris enters an arena and doesn't like the map, the state of the war, the whining on ch200 he gives a roundhouse kick and boots everyone and resets the arena.


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so your saying he is skuzzy :)
i wondered what he did for money now adays


Oh no!! Don't make me pick who's better. Why of course Skuzzy is!!!
Apologies to you Mr. Norris. In HTC's virtual world Mr. Skuzzy is a very powerful man. However in the real world I'm sure if Mr. Norris and Mr. Skuzzy met and had a disagreement, Mr. Norris would roundhouse kick Mr. Skuzzy so hard it would knock the grey out of his beard.
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« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2006, 03:38:17 PM »
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I'd like to know if Mr. Norr... err...... Chuck enjoyed his staying in Rome, when he was beaten up by Bruce Lee in the Colosseo. :)





A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect.
When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass.
Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus.
MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain.
Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
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